44Hammond, United States
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My self-summary
Jeeze, these are the worst!
Don't you wish we could put our thumbs on a pad and get a green or red light? But I suppose that's what these sites are for.
I'm easy going (probably too much so), stable (mentally and financially), funny (can't you tell by this hilarious profile?), and love composing sentences with parenthesis in the middle of them (ummm..).

The ability to hold an intelligent conversation is a must.

I like all kinds of movies. Some favorites off the top of my head include, Pulp Fiction, Heat, Fight Club.
Enjoy sitcoms on TV like Community, Parks and Rec, Raising Hope, Arrested Development, Modern Family and many others.
Other favorites are the Wire, Deadwood, Game of Thrones... lets face it, any series on HBO.
Music... I mainly listen to Podcasts in the car. I enjoy all types of music but I like to have my brain stimulated whenever possible.
Before podcasts, it was Metallica, Pearl Jam, Counting Crows, Live, Black Crowes, Maroon 5, Coldplay..
I enjoy making people laugh and my humor can tend to be a little dark sometimes. I love 'cringe humor' like in Louie, Always Sunny in Philly, The Office (original).
What I’m doing with my life
I have a couple of Subway franchises that I should probably spend more time at.
I’m really good at
Talking about things that interest me. I have a lot of interests and can usually have a conversation about anything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Avid reader. Favorite author is probably George RR Martin. I was a fan before it was cool.
I own and have read every Stephen King book. Favorites are The Stand and The Green Mile.
Neil Gaiman books including Sandman.
I watch way too much reality TV even though I know they are ridiculous.
I like all kinds of movies. Probably the reason I have a 100 inch projection screen.
Six things I could never do without
Saints football
My dvr
Good books
Good company
Good friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Way too much. Tend to over think and over analyze. Why people make the decisions they make...
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually hanging out with friends drinking some wine, playing board games and generally being social without being in a bar.
You should message me if
You are smart, like intelligent conversations on a wide range of topics. Can be goofy. Geeky tendencies are a plus!
The two of us