I have the type of sense of humor that finds Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Archer, Tosh.0, and South Park hilarious. Oh, and Jackass. It's not lowbrow! Its genius is in its simplicity!
I often quote Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, and Denis Leary.
I love Internet memes.
I love all things Microsoft - PCs, Surface, Windows Phone, and especially Xbox. More on this later in my profile.
I like following politics, but it doesn't dominate my interactions. I tend to watch MSNBC over Fox News (unless I need a good laugh), and I look forward to my daily dose of Jon Stewart and weekly dose of Bill Maher. Although, to be fair, sometimes Bill goes a bit off the deep end.
If you were to describe me in terms of D&D alignment, I am Neutral Good, who wishes he were more Chaotic Good.
I do not generally pose for dating website profile photos shirtless in a mirror, I type in complete sentences, and I use grammar and spelling appropriately. So already I should be ahead of the curve, right? :)
See? Now you know why I love all things Microsoft! It's an awesome company!
Yep, I'm a geek, and proud of it.
I promise, though, not to begrudge you your iPhone, iPad, or Android device. ;)
I've been accused of being mildly handy around the house.
I was going to stop procrastinating, but I keep putting it off.
2: Microsoft. Seriously. I have the best job in the best company in the world.
3: As cliché as it may be, my family. My wife is caring and witty, and my kids are hilarious.
4: Companionship. Preferably female. They're soft and smell nice. Usually.
5: My Kindle.
6: I keep trying to cut the cord and go cable free, but there are a few channels with a few shows that you just can't get anywhere else unless you want to pirate them or pay through the nose to get them through Amazon Instant, and my karma just can't take that kind of abuse. Things that aren't in Hulu. Things like Game of Thrones, Girls, Togetherness, Homeland, Better Call Saul, The Walking Dead, and Star Wars Rebels. So, begrudgingly, I have to say cable.
John from Cincinnati
Pushing Up Daisies
Family Guy (twice, but thankfully it keeps coming back)
Futurama (on its first run, but Comedy Central brought it back)
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (at least they continued/finished these last two on Netflix)
Interestingly, Fox and HBO seem to be the networks most likely to kill something I like. Jerks.
- You think I'm groovy.
- You think a guy who goes a little fanboy about things he likes can be cute.
- You like being goofy and making ridiculous puns.
- You have an Xbox Live account and you wanna play something.