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My self-summary
I've been described as passionate, sensitive, caring, and entertaining, as well as a bunch of other positive adjectives, too.

I have the type of sense of humor that finds Family Guy, Futurama, Aqua Teen Hunger Force, Archer, Tosh.0, and South Park hilarious. Oh, and Jackass. It's not lowbrow! Its genius is in its simplicity!

I often quote Eddie Izzard, George Carlin, and Denis Leary.

I love Internet memes.

I love all things Microsoft - PCs, Surface, Windows Phone, and especially Xbox. More on this later in my profile.

I like following politics, but it doesn't dominate my interactions. I tend to watch MSNBC over Fox News (unless I need a good laugh), and I look forward to my daily dose of Jon Stewart and weekly dose of Bill Maher. Although, to be fair, sometimes Bill goes a bit off the deep end.

If you were to describe me in terms of D&D alignment, I am Neutral Good, who wishes he were more Chaotic Good.

I do not generally pose for dating website profile photos shirtless in a mirror, I type in complete sentences, and I use grammar and spelling appropriately. So already I should be ahead of the curve, right? :)
What I’m doing with my life
I work for Microsoft being a badass code ninja. They send me around the country training software developers and presenting workshops and such. I love my job so much.

See? Now you know why I love all things Microsoft! It's an awesome company!

Yep, I'm a geek, and proud of it.

I promise, though, not to begrudge you your iPhone, iPad, or Android device. ;)
I’m really good at
Nerd stuff.

I've been accused of being mildly handy around the house.

I was going to stop procrastinating, but I keep putting it off.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair. It's thick and wavy. Apparently it's pretty noticeable.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I used to list way too much here. Let's just say I like nerd stuff. If it's popular at sci-fi/fantasy conventions, it's probably my thing. Not too much on the anime/manga front, though. I'm mostly a western culture type guy. I know when the narwhal bacons.
Six things I could never do without
1: Teh intarwebs. It provides my living, my communication, my knowledge, and my entertainment. How did I ever exist without it?

2: Microsoft. Seriously. I have the best job in the best company in the world.

3: As cliché as it may be, my family. My wife is caring and witty, and my kids are hilarious.

4: Companionship. Preferably female. They're soft and smell nice. Usually.

5: My Kindle.

6: I keep trying to cut the cord and go cable free, but there are a few channels with a few shows that you just can't get anywhere else unless you want to pirate them or pay through the nose to get them through Amazon Instant, and my karma just can't take that kind of abuse. Things that aren't in Hulu. Things like Game of Thrones, Girls, Togetherness, Homeland, Better Call Saul, The Walking Dead, and Star Wars Rebels. So, begrudgingly, I have to say cable.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why all my favorite TV shows get cancelled before their time. I mean, really, WTF is up with that?

John from Cincinnati
Pushing Up Daisies
Family Guy (twice, but thankfully it keeps coming back)
Futurama (on its first run, but Comedy Central brought it back)
The 4400
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles
Frisky Dingo
Arrested Development
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (at least they continued/finished these last two on Netflix)

Interestingly, Fox and HBO seem to be the networks most likely to kill something I like. Jerks.
On a typical Friday night I am
You know that scene in Silence of the Lambs where Buffalo Bill is putting on his makeup while listening to Goodbye Horses and talking dirty to himself and then he dances in front of his camcorder in drag?

Not that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I collect Halo action figures. Yes, commence the "40 Year Old Virgin" jokes. =P
You should message me if
- You're a groovy chick.
- You think I'm groovy.
- You think a guy who goes a little fanboy about things he likes can be cute.
- You like being goofy and making ridiculous puns.
- You have an Xbox Live account and you wanna play something.
The two of us