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My self-summary
Hellllooooooo boys.

Name: Kim
Age: 24
Profession: Tied to a desk
Height: 5'4"
Weight: Fat
Availability: Incredibly single.

So listen because I'm about to drop a nugget of truth on you.

I'm not going to pretend to be perfect. I'm not even going to pretend to be half okay with where I am. I live at my parents. I work too much. I'm overweight. I'm only pretty sometimes. I eat too much fast food and my car is littered with food wrappers. I smoke way too much. My room is never clean and I'm lucky if I shower every day. I'm the worst at responding and avoiding plans. But I'm okay with that. I'm okay with that because that's who I am. I'm not going to be anyone different and it's never going to be perfect and that's okay. I legit just someone that can let me be who I am around them and they not judge me. If that's you then great. Let's see if it works. But if that's not you. Stay the fuck out of my inbox.
What I’m doing with my life
Work work work work work
*in the style of Rihanna*
I’m really good at
Food-cooking, eating, looking at, dreaming about.
Remembering actors names.
Knowing everything about Harry Potter.
Quoting movies you've never seen.
The first things people usually notice about me
Awesome hair.
Pretty face.
Okay smile.
Angry all the time.
Ass so fat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Doctor Who
American Horror Story
American Dad
Bob's Burgers
Anything bingeworthy on Netflix.

Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Batman anything
Night At the Roxbury
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Boondock Saints
Harry Potter
Anything directed by Quentin Tarantino

Thug shit
Girly shit
Sad shit
Dumb shit

John Green stuff.
Kurt Vonnegut stuff.

I don't read as much as I used to. That's sad.
The six things I could never do without
In no specific order:

My right hand
My glasses (contacts will suffice)
A brain
Shoes that don't require laces
My kitten, Bane. (He's currently missing and a piece of me is dying. I cry a lot right now because of this.)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to flap one's mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever."

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

"Brick killed a guy...."

"I'm nobody's trophy, Goose"

"That's why momma named you Joe Dirt instead'a Nunamaker."

"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours."

"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. wanna see?"

Name these quotes.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home. With my cat. Because single.

Hit me up seriously. I'm so bored.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't fuck with clowns or midgets.
You should message me if
You cute.
You bearded.
You chubby.
You work.
You drive.
You single.
You cool.

Disclaimer: If your first message has anything to do with...
1) A body part, yours or mine,
2) any implication of sex or inappropriate content,
3) Something you would not say in front of your mother or your daughter; or would not wish someone to say to your mother or daughter will NOT get a positive response, but i assure you, you will get a response.