geezelouise92
23 Knoxville, United States
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My self-summary
Hellllooooooo boys.

Name: Kim
Age: 23
Profession: Hotel Boss Bitch
Height: 5'4"
Weight: Don't you fucking dare.
Availability: Incredibly single.
Team: Mystic
What I’m doing with my life
Running a god damn hotel.
Making money and fucking shit up
I’m really good at
Food-cooking, eating, looking at, dreaming about.
Remembering actors names.
Knowing everything about Harry Potter.
The first things people usually notice about me
Awesome hair.
Pretty face.
Okay smile.
Cool.
I look angry all the time.
Ass so fat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows:
Doctor Who
American Horror Story
Supernatural
Regular Show
New Girl
How I Met Your Mother
Arrested Development
American Dad
Bob's Burgers
Anything bingeworthy on Netflix.

Movies:
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Django Unchained
Batman anything
Night At the Roxbury
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Igby Goes Down
Take This Waltz
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Boondock Saints
Harry Potter
Anything with Leo Dicap, Bruce Willis, John Goodman, Joaquin Phoenix or Mark Ruffalo in it. Also everything Scar Jo.

Music:
Anything in the same realm as.....
Mumford and Sons
Black Keys
White Stripes
Kings of Leon
Adele
Amy Winehouse
Florence and The Machine
Cake
The Spill Canvas
Childish Gambino
Kendrick Lamar
90's anything
80's anything
Movie Soundtracks
Almost anything on the Hit Music Stations
Anything you'd hear on the Classic Rock Station

Books:
HARRY POTTER
Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Looking For Alaska
The Fault in Our Stars
Hunger Games
The Outsiders
Anything Kurt Vonnegut omg.
I wish I had more time to read and my high school librarian to guide me through the task of finding "young adult" novels again.
The six things I could never do without
In no specific order:

Waffles
My right hand
My glasses (contacts will suffice)
A brain
Shoes that don't require laces
My kitten, Bane.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to flap one's mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever."

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

"Brick killed a guy...."

"I'm nobody's trophy, Goose"

"That's why momma named you Joe Dirt instead'a Nunamaker."

"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours."

"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. wanna see?"

Marijuana.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drunk.
High.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't fuck with clowns or midgets.
You should message me if
You cute.
You bearded.
You chubby.
You work.
You drive.
You single.
You cool.

Disclaimer: If your first message has anything to do with...
1) A body part, yours or mine,
2) any implication of sex or inappropriate content,
OR
3) Something you would not say in front of your mother or your daughter; or would not wish someone to say to your mother or daughter
...you will NOT get a positive response, but i assure you, you will get a response.
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