Profession: Hotel Boss Bitch
Weight: Don't you fucking dare.
Availability: Incredibly single.
I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago. Don't waste my time.
Making money and fucking shit up
Remembering actors names.
Knowing everything about Harry Potter.
I look angry all the time.
Ass so fat.
American Horror Story
How I Met Your Mother
Anything bingeworthy on Netflix.
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Night At the Roxbury
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Igby Goes Down
Take This Waltz
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Anything with Leo Dicap, Bruce Willis, John Goodman, Joaquin Phoenix or Mark Ruffalo in it. Also everything Scar Jo.
Anything in the same realm as.....
Mumford and Sons
Kings of Leon
Florence and The Machine
The Spill Canvas
Almost anything on the Hit Music Stations
Anything you'd hear on the Classic Rock Station
Perks Of Being A Wallflower
Looking For Alaska
The Fault in Our Stars
Anything Kurt Vonnegut omg.
I wish I had more time to read and my high school librarian to guide me through the task of finding "young adult" novels again.
My right hand
My glasses (contacts will suffice)
Shoes that don't require laces
My kitten, Bane.
"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."
"Brick killed a guy...."
"I'm nobody's trophy, Goose"
"That's why momma named you Joe Dirt instead'a Nunamaker."
"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours."
"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. wanna see?"
Disclaimer: If your first message has anything to do with...
1) A body part, yours or mine,
2) any implication of sex or inappropriate content,
3) Something you would not say in front of your mother or your daughter; or would not wish someone to say to your mother or daughter
...you will NOT get a positive response, but i assure you, you will get a response.