geezelouise92
24 Knoxville, United States
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My self-summary
Hellllooooooo boys.

Name: Kim
Age: 24
Profession: Tied to a desk
Height: 5'4"
Weight: Don't you fucking dare.
Availability: Incredibly single.

I stopped giving a fuck a long time ago. Don't waste my time.
What I’m doing with my life
Work work work work work
*in the style of Rihanna*
I’m really good at
Food-cooking, eating, looking at, dreaming about.
Remembering actors names.
Knowing everything about Harry Potter.
Quoting movies you've never seen.
The first things people usually notice about me
Awesome hair.
Pretty face.
Okay smile.
Cool.
Angry all the time.
Ass so fat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Shows:
Doctor Who
American Horror Story
ATHF
American Dad
Bob's Burgers
Anything bingeworthy on Netflix.

Movies:
Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World
Batman anything
Night At the Roxbury
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Wristcutters: A Love Story
Boondock Saints
Harry Potter
Anything directed by Quentin Tarantino

Music:
Thug shit
Girly shit
Sad shit
Dumb shit

Books:
HARRY POTTER
John Green stuff.
Kurt Vonnegut stuff.

I don't read as much as I used to. That's sad.
The six things I could never do without
In no specific order:

Waffles
My right hand
My glasses (contacts will suffice)
A brain
Shoes that don't require laces
My kitten, Bane.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Did you know that the original name for Pac-Man was Puck-Man? You'd think it was because he looks like a hockey puck but it actually comes from the Japanese phrase 'Paku-Paku,' which means to flap one's mouth open and closed. They changed it because they thought Puck-Man would be too easy to vandalize, you know, like people could just scratch off the P and turn it into an F or whatever."

"I'm pretty sure there's a lot more to life than being really, really, ridiculously good looking. And I plan on finding out what that is."

"Brick killed a guy...."

"I'm nobody's trophy, Goose"

"That's why momma named you Joe Dirt instead'a Nunamaker."

"Too many guys think I'm a concept, or I complete them, or I'm gonna make them alive. But I'm just a fucked-up girl who's lookin' for my own peace of mind; don't assign me yours."

"I can fit my whole fist in my mouth. wanna see?"

Name these quotes.
On a typical Friday night I am
At home. With my cat. Because single.

Hit me up seriously. I'm so bored.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't fuck with clowns or midgets.
You should message me if
You cute.
You bearded.
You chubby.
You work.
You drive.
You single.
You cool.

Disclaimer: If your first message has anything to do with...
1) A body part, yours or mine,
2) any implication of sex or inappropriate content,
OR
3) Something you would not say in front of your mother or your daughter; or would not wish someone to say to your mother or daughter
...you will NOT get a positive response, but i assure you, you will get a response.
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