35South Shields, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Hmmmm how do I sell myself online to someone I've never met? Well I guess I'll just start with my likes and dislikes:


Mountain biking, cheese, thunderstorms, laughing until my sides ache, cooking outlandish things, adrenaline, dinosaurs, hiking/climbing, top gun (I really love top gun), good red wine, the beach in wind rain or shine, bbqs (originally writes barbies here and it looked like I play with dolls - this is not the case), dancing to cheesy music, making a tit of myself, any red meat, philosophical conversations after having too much of said good red wine, getting muddy in the country, getting suited and booted for an event, lying outside at night checking out the stars, taking the piss out of myself, taking the piss out of other people, exploring, meeting new people, learning things, trying things, wearing shorts.


Queues, vegetarian restaurants, being too hot, ketchup, people who take themselves too seriously, traffic jams, cheap lager, roller coasters, breaking limbs

Things I like in a girl:

Thoughtfulness, conversational, adventurous, empathetic, fun-loving, good with people, can handle my eccentric family

Things I don't like in a girl:

Über vanity, ridiculous hair extensions/orange tan/fake nails, dishonesty

Things I'm good at:

Cooking, injuring myself, repairing those injuries, laughing hysterically, making other people laugh hysterically (generally at me not with me), talking to new people, making people's mothers want to adopt me, reading people.

Things I'm not good at:

Knowing when to stop talking, writing online dating profiles, being photogenic, noting my limits
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to stay out if trouble - and failing miserably
I’m really good at
Pre-empting questions on online dating profiles - see self summary for proof if this
The first things people usually notice about me
No idea I don't usually notice myself
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

Lord of the Rings
Anything by Wilbur Smith
The Millenium Trilogy
A Song of Fire and Ice
The Jelly Effect
Older Tery Pratchett Novels
Autobiographies (of worthwhile people!!)
Any cookbook I can get my hands on


James Bond
Top gun
The Hangover
Back to the Future
The Departed
Marley and Me
Green Mile
Anything superhero related
The Big Lebowski
Spaghetti Westerns
American History X
Anything Tarentino
127 Hours
Horrible Bosses
Films that make you think/laugh/cry

Pretty much anything really


I have a pretty eclectic taste but some of my favourites include counting crows, guns n roses, ellie goulding, coldplay, ben folds five, seasick steve, killers, kiss, feeder, just jack, jake bugg, emelie sande, daft punk, doves, train, fun lovin criminals, nina simone, stones, dire straits and so on .......


I have a real passion for food and love to cook and experiment. My favourite cuisine is spanish, but im also a huge fan of indian, mexican and french - but I will eat pretty much anything!
Six things I could never do without
Water - i love anything to do with getting wet

My hiking boots

A good movie collection

Red Wine

A kitchen

A watch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Life, the universe, how did I get that bruise/cut/broken arm
On a typical Friday night I am
At the pub, chilling out at home, planning invasions of small countries
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
That I don't broadcast private things over the internet
You should message me if
Your looking for a partner in crime, you can hold an intelligent conversation and you don't aspire to be on Geordie shore
The two of us