41 Calgary, Canada
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My self-summary
Looking to find an Asian woman who is beautiful inside and out. Bonus points if she has amazing legs and calves.

A woman with very muscular and defined calves is very sexy in my books.
What I’m doing with my life
Knitting. I taught myself how to knit and this is the year that I finally get back at my grandma for all the awful sweaters she's given me at Christmas. Last Christmas, she knitted me a sweater that's brown and has a touch of pink. She calls it "Brink". I think grandma's got too much time on her hands. I'm knitting her a sweater that's going to itch like hell and it's going to be a mixture of brown and green. I think I'm going to call it "Breen".
I’m really good at
starting pillow-fights at Ikea. It would be nice to have a girl back me up because once all the little kids gang up on me, I am no match for them. #kidneyshots, #kneecapshots.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books - Archie comics and Herman.

Favorite movie - Karate Kid I for Elisabeth Shue.

Karate Kid II. I don't know the name of the Asian girl that Daniel liked but I found her to be very cute and beautiful. I'm pretty sure I had a crush on every single Asian girl in my elementary class after watching that movie.
The six things I could never do without
God, Lite-brite, Lego, glow-in-the-dark stickers, superhero pajamas, and my bunk bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
avoiding my Mom's meat-loaf. Everytime we had meatloaf as a family, and she wasn't looking, I would find places to hide the meatloaf around the dinner table. I once put a chunk of meat-loaf in my Dad's milk when he wasn't looking and he actually gulped it down. I think what I'll do on my next visit is somehow put the meatloaf in my socks...I'm just hoping the dog doesn't start messing with my feet under the table.
On a typical Friday night I am
working on my rap skills. I'm thinking about starting a rap band of four guys over 40 called the Yo-Yo's.

Why the Yo-Yo's? Because it seems that every rap songs starts with girl...yo.

Our rap skills are so bad that it draws a lot of attention and laughter. Our beats our sick but we can't rhyme to save our lives. I think this might work.

Check out what I've got so far...

Tickety tock goes the clock, clock, clock
I'm like a chicken that goes bock-bock-bock
every time I see your face i get goosebumps
Now slap me five and give me fist-bumps.

Why do run away every time I rap
I know its not that good...ok its crap
But my love for you is so strong
My buddy Mike walks around all day in his thong.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fear of goats. Anything that has horns on it and I run for the hills screamin'!!
You should message me if
you're looking for a good guy. If my profile made you chuckle, then I achieved my goal. Their are way too many serious profiles on here.

For those wondering if I am actually 41...I am. I've always looked young for my age. I don't know what I do that keeps me looking young but I do live a clean life.