41Calgary, Canada
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My self-summary
I am attracted to Asian women. Always have been and always will be. On top of that, I think Asian women have the best legs and calves. A woman with very muscular and defined calves is very sexy in my books.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to convince stores to carry my product "cereal milk'. I don't know about you but I think the best part about eating cereal is drinking the milk at the bottom of the bowl.

I think it's a great idea. My five year-old niece thinks it's a disgusting idea. about tough love.
I’m really good at
putting post-it stickers on people's backs at grocery stores. My record so far, without being caught, is 11.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books - Archie comics and Herman.

Karate Kid II. I don't know the name of the Asian girl that Daniel liked but I found her to be very cute and beautiful. I'm pretty sure I had a crush on every single Asian girl in my elementary class after watching that movie.
Six things I could never do without
God, Lite-brite, Lego, glow-in-the-dark stickers, superhero pajamas, and my bunk bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
avoiding my Mom's meat-loaf. Everytime we had meatloaf as a family, and she wasn't looking, I would find places to hide the meatloaf around the dinner table. I once put a chunk of meat-loaf in my Dad's milk when he wasn't looking and he actually gulped it down. I think what I'll do on my next visit is somehow put the meatloaf in my socks. Hopefully, the dog doesn't mess around with my feet under the table though. If he does, I'm screwed.
On a typical Friday night I am
chasing squirrels in the park.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fear of goats. Anything that has horns on it and I run for the hills screamin'!!
You should message me if
you're looking for a good guy. If my profile made you chuckle, then I achieved my goal. Their are way too many serious profiles on here.
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