41 Calgary, Canada
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My self-summary
Looking to find an Asian woman who is beautiful inside and out. Bonus points if she has very muscular legs and calves.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to convince stores to carry my product "cereal milk'. I don't know about you but I think the best part about eating cereal is drinking the milk at the bottom of the bowl.

I think it's a great idea. My five year-old niece thinks it's a disgusting idea. about tough love.
I’m really good at
posting post-it stickers notes on people's backs at grocery stores.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite books - Archie comics and Herman.

Favorite movie - Karate Kid I for Elisabeth Shue.

Karate Kid II. I don't know the name of the Asian girl that Daniel liked but I found her to be very cute and beautiful. I'm pretty sure I had a crush on every single Asian girl in my elementary class after watching that movie.
The six things I could never do without
God, Lite-brite, Lego, glow-in-the-dark stickers, superhero pajamas, and my bunk bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
avoiding my Mom's meat-loaf. Everytime we had meatloaf as a family, and she wasn't looking, I would find places to hide the meatloaf around the dinner table. I once put a chunk of meat-loaf in my Dad's milk when he wasn't looking and he actually gulped it down. I think what I'll do on my next visit is somehow put the meatloaf in my socks. Hopefully, the dog doesn't mess around with my feet under the table though. If he does, I'm screwed.
On a typical Friday night I am
chasing squirrels in the park.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a fear of goats. Anything that has horns on it and I run for the hills screamin'!!
You should message me if
you're looking for a good guy. If my profile made you chuckle, then I achieved my goal. Their are way too many serious profiles on here.

Though I do like to joke around, I am a very kind and compassionate guy. I love kids and I love animals. Kindness goes a long way with me. No matter how busy your life gets, you should always have the time to lend a helping hand. Take the time to listen. A moment of your time could mean the whole world to someone else.