So far, I've learned that saying to a woman that she's got it going on like Donkey Kong will get you a punch to the gut.
Also...telling a woman that her eyes are as brown as the tree stumps in my back-yard will get you a death stare from hell.
Karate Kid II. I don't know the name of the Asian girl that Daniel liked but I found her to be very cute and beautiful. I'm pretty sure I had a crush on every single Asian girl in my elementary class after watching that movie.