32Fort Bragg, United States
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My self-summary
My life story? One day i was born and then everything bothered me. And that pretty much sums it up. i was a geologist living and working in Orange County. randomly fell into geology and landed on a rock that i liked just enough to keep my interest. Now serving in the ARMY and completing one of those goals I had as a kid. Seeing where it will take me. i live for a good random moment and laugh at pretty much everything. i take very few things seriously because life is too short...or i have a screw loose. whatever!! i'm hungry. I'm probably one of the biggest nerds you'll ever meet, who isn't very nerdy. Like I know stuff because my brain is always going a million miles a minute, but good god my vocabulary sucks!! Fuck it, thug life!! You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have the facts of life.
What I’m doing with my life
Becoming a soldier and... well that's pretty much it. i need a hobby beyond staring at the walls or what i call, reverse people watching. I guess once I get free time again I'll get hobbies.
I’m really good at
i am known for taking the joke too far, so i guess that? i dunno, i can roll in grass pretty good too.
The first things people usually notice about me
that i'm always smiling. or bobbing along to a song in my head.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i don't read (this is actually a lie. I just don't wanna seem uncool)

i eat anything (except a lot of things)

the more popular the song or movie, the least i like it (not like a hipster, but i just never seem to enjoy what everyone says is good. i mean i hated lord of the rings and avatar, but i own night of the living dead 2)

the trashier the tv show, the better. I recently expanded my tv show preference to include non-trashy stuff. I'm usually watching the Big Bang theory (love Sheldon!!) or the walking dead. And now that I have Netflix I have become addicted to the following: it's always sunny in Philadelphia, 30 rock, arrested development, and parks and recreation. If you know these shows, you might be able to tell more about me from my liking the shows than me actually telling you about myself.
Six things I could never do without
summer heat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
i think too damn much if you ask me, but whatever. that's life! oh and i am always tryin to move shit with my mind. well, not shit shit, but like objects. can't wait until it actually works.
On a typical Friday night I am
i wanna say drunk on a pool table or drunk in a jumper at a 3 year old's birthday party, but since it's a typical friday i am usually in bed by 8 and telling myself that i will make up for it on saturday which usually means in bed by 9.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i was afraid of jello until the age of 7. still not a fan, but i will take it without tears now.

why don't people understand this section and answer it? it says the most private thing you're willing to admit, to see how open you are. not the most private detail of your life. if you blew a horse to see if it's a shooter, but you only want to admit you once ate dirt, that's fine. keep the horse secret to yourself, but answer the section.
You should message me if
you don't take life too serious and you wanna talk to someone who shares that. oh and if you mastered telekinesis and wanna teach me.

If you're actually interested in meeting. Like in person.
The two of us