41 Washington, United States
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My self-summary
Graceless, overwrought, and mostly harmless, enjoy a night of private laughter at my expense as I obliviously fumble through our mating ritual and my own thicket of self-pitying neuroses. Gleeful delight at the grand goofiness of life shot through with wild-eyed pretension, heaving semitic guilt, and a bottomless need to love and to be loved. Too dumb to live, too rare to die, catch this Great Auk before he succumbs to Darwinian principle. As Stanislaw Lec once said, "Life is not becoming to everyone." Surrender, ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
I think, finally, growing up. Just wanna find somebody with whom to spend my time.
I’m really good at
Fucking oversharing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tits, of course
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Cruise. Ween. Arsis. 2NE1. Ivo Pogorelic. Milton Nascimento. The Rock-Afire Explosion. Der Zorn Gottes. Other assorted krautfreaks. The mindscape of Alan Moore. The Congos. Stoogest. Gorguts. Tall Dwarfs and the other great unwashed. 1960's garage rock pumice. Melancholia. In the Mood for Love. The Mirror. Superstar: the Karen Carpenter Story. Darkman. Style Wars. The Room. The Tai Chi Master. Raining In the Mountain.

Swing for the rafters, and play from your fucking heart.
The six things I could never do without
Dogger love, comix, psilocybin, kyudo, krautrock, and tiny little airplanes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"Dona Dumitru Siminica sang songs which offered consolation to the lonely, tended the wounds of the lovesick, and prepared those newly-infatuated for the end of their love. Siminica had a disturbing, androgynous falsetto voice and a large number of female fans who hung on to every word uttered by the man in the bespoke suit with the immaculate hairstyle and carefully clipped moustache for nights on end. "
On a typical Friday night I am
reeking of desperation
You should message me if
You happen to have enormous furry dogs who require protracted snuggling.

You love to travel.

You want to love each other and span time together.