I'm probably the most boring person I know in almost every way, and I can say with full confidence that being an adult is literally the worst thing that has ever happened to me. I'm definitely smarter than your average bear, and I'm pretty fucking funny, but I'm also probably less so in both categories than I want to believe, but I do know that a lack of self confidence is not something I suffer from. All I want from life is to be the absolute best at everything I do.
If you want to know, just ask. Don't make it weird.
Anything Jennifer Cruisie write (judge away)
Heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
World War Z
Disney movies. And yes, I cry at the end.
V For Vendetta
And lots of others that I don't have the patience to name, but I love anything with gratuitous violence, explosions, superheroes, or really cute animals
L&O: SVU (although it's not the same without Detective Stabler)
Sons of Anarchy
The Walking Dead
Food. What can I say? I love it. I eat it. It's satisfying. And I'm always down to try anything once. Except testicles of any animal, that just sounds weird and not very enjoyable.
You can both define and correctly use the word "irony" in a sentence.
You've read a book in the past year that you didn't have to.
You never think it's cool to wear your hat sideways.
You have a favorite Mr. Sketch smell.