32 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
So I stopped using all the good ol' dating sites/apps a while ago and finally made an attempt to update this. I'm a full-time stand-up comedian and comedy writer so feel free to follow me on the crazy wonderful terrible world of social media or catch me at a show.
What I’m doing with my life
I lead a double life. I moved to NY from VA for grad school at NYU. Then I started comedy along the way. During the day I work in forensic psychology. I work with the mentally ill, homeless, and newly released inmates. I refer to these people collectively as, "My guys." At night I do stand up comedy. Both involve people who are a little off balance. Comedy is where my heart is.
I’m really good at
Wheel of fortune.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ishmael by Danielle Quinn, The Dictionary by Merriam Webster, and anything that makes me think. I tend to read more informational books about life or philosophy rather than novels. Also, I'm named after a guy who was pretty good, his name is Khalil Gibran.

Ninja Turtles I, Whiplash, Boyhood, Big Fish, Namesake, Amelie, Dumb and Dumber, Gattaca, There Will Be Blood (courtesy of my lil bro) and plenty more. I love movies. Love em.

Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Nathan For You, Dexter, Portlandia, Key and Peele, Inside Amy Schumer, Random food shows and anything involving stand-up comedy. I watch CNN a lot too if that counts.

Obsessed with music. Love downtempo, huge hip hop head (for better or worse), trippy beats, hipster indie stuff, relaxed instrumentals, upbeat jazz, alternative, reggae, house, pop, ol' school soul and rnb, kinda dig dubstep and am always diggin' international vibe and always down to hear new stuff from people. Just close your eyes when I dance.

Tell me what you think of this song:

I heart food. Cookies are the best. Huge sweet tooth. Problem is I'm a health nut most of the time, so i'm usually eating kale peanuts or something goofy like that.
The six things I could never do without
My wife.
My children.
Ok I'll stop.
My mom is one the most important people in the world to me. Creativity, good music, good convo, good vibes and dessert.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The world and everything in it.
On a typical Friday night I am
On stage telling jokes.
You should message me if
You're positive, you know how to take a joke, and you're easy going. I don't like mean people. I like people with big hearts and open minds.