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My self-summary
punk rock art fag. went to school of the art institute of chicago. i like ghosts, i like drag queens, i like beer. i can be mean, but don't worry, cutie. xxo.

grew up in philadelphia, pa/wdm, ia. spent the last 5 years in chicago. at the end of dec i'm going back to live in iowa for a few months. i rarely check this thing anymore so don't get offended if i take 20 years to respond.
What I’m doing with my life
teaching preschoolers how to express themselves.
I’m really good at
telling the difference between good and bad fountain drinks, getting clawed by my kittens, using the microwave.

also: i know a hella lot about american history.
The first things people usually notice about me
green bangs. septum ring. shaved hurr.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food

parks and recreation, arrested development, community, archer, bob's burgers, south park

margaret atwood, ernest hemingway, david foster wallace, kurt vonnegut jr., vladimir nabokov, james joyce, t.s. eliot, ezra pound, robert creeley

possession, fritz the cat, a woman under the influence, buffalo 66, the dreamers, antichrist, my own private idaho, inland empire, dogtooth

hunx and his punx, the ramones, richard hell and the voidoids, bikini kill, black flag, crass, the velvet underground, lou reed, nick cave and the bad seeds, the birthday party, b-52's, the smiths, morrissey, joy division, beat happening, the runaways, the big pink, bob dylan derr, cat power, the clash, violent femmes, joe strummer & the mescaleros, elliott smith wah, minor threat, fugazi, the stooges, the kills, the magnetic fields, the misfits, danzig, the modern lovers, nico, no bunny, patti smith, swans, television, tom waits, a tribe called quest

p.s. i lyke deez podcasts: skeptoid, savage lovecast, stuff you missed in history class
Six things I could never do without
my kittens, diet coke, cigarettes, OxYgEN loLlol, boredom, uh
I spend a lot of time thinking about
jaws, cause, like, sometimes i get the impression that shark was not really supposed to be a real shark you know like what if it was supposed to be created by some sort of mad scientist living on an island in the middle of the ocean or ?
On a typical Friday night I am
oh you know.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i puked.
You should message me if
feminism riot grrrl blah ugh uuhhh if we have a lot in common i guess or you wanna talk about the occult and make weird shit together.
The two of us