gianthecow
27 Cleveland, United States
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My self-summary
I want to know everything
I want to experience everything
I still have quite a long way to go

Always questioning

Insanely open and honest

I feel I see the world differently than most people (but maybe not?)

I have two degrees. Aka two very expensive pieces of paper.

Music is a very important part of my life as well and playing music/performance will always be a hobby I am interested in. (mainly punk, grunge, hardcore, etc)

For some reason I am in a more serious mood while typing this, but I am an insanely sarcastic individual and a sense of humor is a HUGE thing for me. So, don't let this semi-put-together intro lead you to think that I suck.

I am hoping to find sometime I can really get to know on a deep level and develop a relationship with. Maybe for several weeks, months, years, or longer. Or maybe not at all. Whatever happens, happens.
What I’m doing with my life
Going with the flow of life. Wherever it takes me (or wherever I take it)

Becoming the best version of myself. I've come a long way, but still have a long way to go

Fucking everything up

Not fucking anything up

Trying to not fuck everything up

Keeping said fuck ups to a minimum
I’m really good at
Sarcasm

Getting into deep conversations with anyone and everyone...sometimes too quickly, sometimes not quickly enough

Hating small talk, even though understanding the time and place for it. But keeping that shit to a minimum. Unless someone is incapable of good conversation. Then I'm done. Does that sound harsh ? Probably.

Procrastinating

Wondering if my profanity comes off as intended (showing passion to drive my points across) or as immature means of communicating.

Making lists, obviously...
The first things people usually notice about me
I have 4 eyes (most of the time)

The large amount of hair on my face

I look like I hate everyone ("Resting Bastard Face")???
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music - heavy

Movies - horror

Food - vegan vegan vegan

Shows - bob's burgers & south park (seriously, that's about it)
The six things I could never do without
Large quantities of food

"To Catch a Predator" YouTube videos

America W.K.

Intellectual conversation

Taking screenshots of all the awkwardness I come across on social media

Time for introspection
I spend a lot of time thinking about
EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING EVERYTHING
On a typical Friday night I am
Liv-ing

Work-ing

Convers-ing

Drink-ing

Music-ing

Other various extracurricular activities-ing
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have an okcupid profile

UPDATE: not anymore because apparently every guy has one -__-
You should message me if
if you're open to the following situation:

we meet, have a great time getting to know/spending time with each other, developing into a great sexual relationship that eventually leads to the "so, what are we doing?" conversation where we more than likely develop, or try an actual romantic relationship and just go with the flow of it all and mutually develop individually and collectively

and also if you like sentence fragments

and you also find this hilarious
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lItkr3MR1I4
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