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My self-summary
I'm a tall lanky red headed boy who makes self loathing jokes at the drop of a hat. I sing along with my iPod while I walk down the street, and often people look at me, thinking I'm tying to talk to them, realize I'm just singing to myself, shoot me a quizzical, burning glance and then stomp away from me.
I was born and raised in Portland.
I've been a straight A students since I was a freshman in high school.
I dunno about you, but I think good grades are sexy...
My friends love how much I will commit to jokes. They hate my tendency to fall asleep while hanging out with them... I
What I’m doing with my life
Living the dream and dreaming through life.
I’m really good at
Telling awkward stories in public
The first things people usually notice about me
My "Julia Roberts" lips, my red hair, and my yam colored eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-Running With Scissors
-Alice in Wonderland
-The Heart is Deceitful
-I Like You

-Grey Gardens & The Beales of Grey Gardens
-Christopher Guest movies
-Howl's Moving Castle
-Hedwig and the Angry Inch
-Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic
-Smiley Face
-Death Becomes Her
-Edward Scissorhands

-United States of Tara
-It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
-Whitest Kids You Know
-Strangers with Candy
-True Blood
-The Simpsons

-Amanda Palmer
-The Dresden Dolls
-Billie Holiday
-Ima Robot
-Nina Hagen
-Petricia Petibon
-Lederhosen Lucil
-Regina Spektor
-The Inkspots
-Ella Fitzgerald
-The B-52's
-Fiona Apple
-Sex Pistols
-The Ramones
-Rosemary Clooney
-Marlene Dietrich
-Helen Kane
-and I'm selective about musicals (Grey Gardens, Hedwig, Sweeney Todd.)

-Chips and Salsa
-Cucumber Sandwiches
-Ice Cream
-Sushi Buffets
Six things I could never do without
1.) My Ipod/CD Player
2.) Black Leather Boots
3.) Ice Cream
4.) Contact Lenses
5.) Beets
6.) Sunday Mornings
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Growing into an "adult"
Stand up/Show material
The Victorian Age
On a typical Friday night I am
Exhausted... But also in need of levity.
I will either stay in to cook and watch movies and play games with friends that we invented
Go on long walks around town letting funny stories accumulate
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hate these profile websites... But I still use them.
You should message me if
You have a good sense of humor
You enjoy art (of any kind)
or You like Pizza
The two of us