I'm a tall lanky red headed boy who makes self loathing jokes at the drop of a hat. I sing along with my iPod while I walk down the street, and often people look at me, thinking I'm tying to talk to them, realize I'm just singing to myself, shoot me a quizzical, burning glance and then stomp away from me.
I was born and raised in Portland.
I've been a straight A students since I was a freshman in high school.
I dunno about you, but I think good grades are sexy...
My friends love how much I will commit to jokes. They hate my tendency to fall asleep while hanging out with them... I
-Running With Scissors
-Alice in Wonderland
-The Heart is Deceitful
-I Like You
-Grey Gardens & The Beales of Grey Gardens
-Christopher Guest movies
-Howl's Moving Castle
-Hedwig and the Angry Inch
-Sarah Silverman: Jesus is Magic
-Death Becomes Her
-United States of Tara
-It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
-Whitest Kids You Know
-Strangers with Candy
-The Dresden Dolls
-and I'm selective about musicals (Grey Gardens, Hedwig, Sweeney Todd.)
-Chips and Salsa
2.) Black Leather Boots
3.) Ice Cream
4.) Contact Lenses
6.) Sunday Mornings
Growing into an "adult"
Stand up/Show material
The Victorian Age
I will either stay in to cook and watch movies and play games with friends that we invented
Go on long walks around town letting funny stories accumulate
You enjoy art (of any kind)
or You like Pizza