32 Burnaby, Canada
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My self-summary
Looking for wonderful individuals to enrich my life in any way, be it friendship, dates, or sexually. However, I firmly believe in friends first...not into hook-ups, not a unicorn.

Remind me to update this further as it's been a looooong time.

I can be summed up in one word: Superradtacular. Or Rebecca.

Addendum: If you are the type of person who does NOT value honesty, integrity, or you are a selfish flake, kindly make like a tree and fuck off :)
What I’m doing with my life
Touching people appropriately (and sometimes inappropriately)
Working out.
Being chubby and fabulous.
Playing with my fat cat Mugs
I’m really good at
High fives.
Making fun of myself and other people.
Remembering song lyrics.
Making cupcakes.
Being a friend.
Hugs and cuddles.
Making up songs about the things that I'm doing and/or what's currently going on around me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My hair or my smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Jane Eyre, A Wrinkle in Time, Anything Dean Koontz, H.P. Lovecraft, Alice in Wonderland, Anything Neil Gaiman, She's Come Undone, Rebecca, Ready Player One, The Last Unicorn, Vernon God Little

Movies: A Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, The Neverending Story, Princess Bride, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Seeking a Friend for the End of the World, Moonrise Kingdom, Princess Mononoke,
The six things I could never do without
Physical touch.
My bed.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-How much it freaks me out when people never seem to smile with their teeth showing.
-Why men say they're looking for "fit" women. What does fit mean in your eyes? I mean, I eat healthy, I go to the gym 3 times a week and lift weights, but I'm not thin. We get it, you're quite possibly shallow. Just say 'no fatties' if that's what you mean.
-Monogamy vs non-monogamy vs polyamory vs myself.
On a typical Friday night I am
Partying, partying YEAH! Or messaging stupid shit to people on here because it makes me laugh.

Truthfully, I go to the gym, then I go home. I'm boring.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have to be the big spoon while falling asleep.
You should message me if
You aren't a douchenozzle.