Snarky people are basic and weak.
People who think I'm boring or quiet or shy mistakenly don't realize that I just don't like them.
Would rather be me now than have been the quarterback in high school.
When I was younger, I wished that I would fit in; I'm glad I didn't get that wish.
Guy Richie movies
Vietnamese, French and Malaysian food
My Vitamix (and anything I pulverize in it)
Running or biking
Wine and/or beer
Also, why do Southerners have such silly haircuts?
Also, why do so many women feel it necessary to include their thoughts on the Oxford comma in their profiles? Who cares?
I'll also judge you by your grammar.
you don't have a cracked iPhone screen
you know that some parts of this profile are tongue in cheek (but some aren't)