46Arlington, United States
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My self-summary
Don't wear Ray Bans, don't play fantasy football, don't think Will Farrell or Vince Vaughn are funny.

Snarky people are basic and weak.

People who think I'm boring or quiet or shy mistakenly don't realize that I just don't like them.

Would rather be me now than have been the quarterback in high school.

When I was younger, I wished that I would fit in; I'm glad I didn't get that wish.
What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
Double entendres
Mixed metaphors
The first things people usually notice about me
That's up to you....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Oscar Wilde
John Steinbeck
Guy Richie movies
Vietnamese, French and Malaysian food
Six things I could never do without
My family and friends
My Vitamix (and anything I pulverize in it)
Inappropriate humor
Running or biking
Wine and/or beer
Good teeth
I spend a lot of time thinking about
All of the above. I tend to overanalyze.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out with friends or channel surfing on the couch
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't judge people by the color of their skin. I judge them by the color of their teeth.
You should message me if
you know that some parts of this profile are tongue in cheek (but some aren't)
The two of us