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My self-summary
Type A Personality
Ig: Aqua_Diva

I am absolutely obsessed with fitness, exercise, and diet. HUGE part of my life. Oh and I definitely enjoy Juicing and Raw (but that isn't my whole diet). Those of you who actually take care of your bodies, I'm sure know what that interprets to.

Definitely a cool ass chic--probably best one out there. Real chill and laid back & first to try anything new. I am seriously sarcastic and LOVE to make people laugh!

My downfalls:

*If you push me hard enough, I may push back. Js.
*Patience? I'm not sure what that is..
*Thick walls...something about them...
*Picky doesn't even begin to describe...
What I’m doing with my life
Currently taking a break from grad school...

In the meantime, tending bar in the evening and federal position during the day...
I’m really good at
Seriously? Everything! duh...who would want to write anything less here?
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes, smile/lips, or accent. Then there's the other assets...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Shakespeare and Dean Koontz. Then my school books...not by my choice, though.

Movies: Everything except horror. Love me some Quentin!

Shows: I don't watch TV but...SNL, MadTV (reruns), Community, TPB, Modern Family, The Office, Parks & Rec, 30 Rock.

Music: Everything except Heavy Metal and most Country. Favorite all time singer is Andrea Bocelli and Kurt Cobain...odd combo!

Food: I love to cook and eat all sorts of food--no reason to be humble here, I am a great cook! I just don't know how to cook seafood! Otherwise, it's Indian, Italian, Persian, Spanish, Thai, Sushi, & Dominican.
Six things I could never do without
Health & Exercise
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people put pictures of their children on dating sites, such as OkCupid and POF. Is this an audition for Dateline To Catch A Predator?? smh.

I'm always wondering if people who use these online dating sites are actually psychologically, emotionally, or mentally unstable. Every date I go on is more disappointing than the last...But then I remember I am on this site and realize, there must be someone else out there half as perfect as me who can give me some sort of hope!

Kizomba--I want someone to teach it to me.
Capoeira--teach me this as well. =)

How to hide my perfection. Faking flaws...?

Alcohol...when I am not consumed with it, it consumes me........
On a typical Friday night I am
I bartend every other Friday...and the inbetween is quite random!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
*Super ticklish
*Acrophobic, but love skydiving
*Have a cheese phobia, but no defined name for it yet
*Entomophobia, so I need a man who saves me
*Def. don't like chocolate and sweets.
*36 Piercings, and I still want at least 19 more.
*I'm a gamer...XBOX
*Been lying about my height ever since I was a teenager. Yes, it is falsified on my details here as well...
*I am so upset about getting older that I can never remember my own age...whenever asked, I have to think a moment; and even then, I sometimes get it wrong. :/

I have no secrets...nothing private worth hiding.
You should message me if
Arrogance and cockiness, not to be confused with confidence...If you know the difference and are confident, you know what to do.

You know how to talk to me, and not refer to me as "babe", "hun", "sexy", "sweety", "baby"...yuk. None of that crap! You'll know when I'm cool with a cute name...but none of those generic meaningless ones!

If you aren't looking for a hook-up, FWB, ONS, or anything less than seriously getting to know me.

Additionally, if you chew with your mouth open, possess no mannerisms, have a visual attachment to your cell phone, or don't open doors for a lady...don't even bother wasting my time.
If you are a liar, bipolar, codependent, cheater, disrespectful in any way, stalker, serial killer, or abusive....keep your messages to yourself.

Oh yeah...if you have chest hair.....please don't. I know that's pretty shallow but it totally turns me off!
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