glanzk
29 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I just moved back to Austin after finishing up five years of grad school in Baltimore. I'm an academic, writer, yoga teacher, and bartender.

The best weekend is a weekend with my dear friends, dancing, petting cats, tequila, buzzed crafting, sunshine, and yoga.
What I’m doing with my life
Reading books in coffee shops, making lentils taste AWESOME, Yoga.

On the academic job market 😵
I’m really good at
Multitasking, school, writing, talking
The first things people usually notice about me
Bright lipstick, leopard print, my height, cold hands (warm heart??)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bookies: Yoga books, philosophy, psychoanalysis, feminist stuff, and rando non-fiction -I can get way more specific, so ask away.

Movies: All Tarantino, Lars von Trier, Terrence Malick, Guillermo del Toro, The Fifth Element, Clay Pigeons, Natural Born Killers

For my ears: The Cult, The Cure, Grateful Dead, Depeche Mode, The Clash, tons of other stuff, but this week, because I really want to feel old I've been listening to Outkast
The six things I could never do without
books, cats, pugs, beer, coffee, people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
cats, feminism, chocolate raisins, Gary Oldman as Zorg
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking with friends or with adult coloring books
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once peed on my socks trying to pop a squat outside a Nine Inch Nails show.
You should message me if
You enjoy life and read books? I have an unhealthy obsession with pugs, so if you have one I will probably go on a date with you. Also, it's great if you have your shit together and can take me out and treat me like I'm special. Or, if you like animals, beer, and eating noodles.
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