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My self-summary
You don't wanna get mixed up with a guy like me. I'm a loner, Dottie; a rebel.

If you're still reading...

It seems to me that a truckload of profiles on this site sound an awful lot like job resumes. I am not into that, and so, I do believe I will forego the cover letter what-have-you. Instead, here is a simple list of things that I seem to like. Maybe you like some of these things as well? Is that so wrong? Is this so complicated?

-honesty, loyalty, humility, empathy, hope, forgiveness, equality, compassion, imagination
-a quiet beach and a loud book
-greyhound animals
-Carl Sagan
-a decent rice pudding
-Radiohead, Tom Waits, DJ Shadow, Bonobo, and so on
-Chopin, Mozart, Faure, Bach, Debussy, Antonio Lauro, etc
-impromptu day trips
-four distinct seasons
-"East of Eden", "Jonathan Livingston Seagull", "Where the Sidewalk Ends"
-affectionate sarcasm
-old friends
-the Coen brothers, Hayao Miyazaki, Werner Herzog, (some) Wes Anderson
-old Mario Brothers
-rain or shine
-come as you are
-Larry David
-some biking, some tennis, some kayaking
-the peculiar mind of Karl Pilkington

That is plenty for the moment, mmmyes?
What I’m doing with my life
Shhhhh. Patience.
I’m really good at
Ping Pong. Tetris. Boggle.
The six things I could never do without
Oh, carbon, let me count the 6 atomic ways in which I love thee...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How misuse of the word "literally" drives me figuratively insane.
On a typical Friday night I am
Being an INFP.
You should message me if
You're some combination of Parker Posey in "The House of Yes", Marge Gunderson from "Fargo", Amelie, Marisa Tomei in "My Cousin Vinny", Shirley Jones in "Oklahoma", Sigourney Weaver in "Aliens", Faye Dunaway in "Little Big Man", Kelly McGillis in "Witness", the doll from "Lars and the Real Girl", and Joan of Arc........ Oh, and maybe some Betty White mixed in there somewhere.

You should also feel free to message me if you are this chick:

...Or this chick:

Hmm.. Or either one of these chicks:

You should likely not message me if:

- You find Donald Trump anything but grotesque.
- You believe the NRA speaks for you.
- You are highly religious.
- You don't feel convinced climate change is real.
- You are polyamorous or looking for casual sex.
- You often find yourself concluding statements with "I'm just sayin'..".