looking for someone who wants to unironically play miniature golf and then go to a brewery but also is sometimes like, "fuck it, let's order in and watch the crown." preference for a ravenclaw, open to gryffindor. Into beardo dudes.
I live in a collective house with six other people, and I'm the token straight. we cook and clean and compost and sometimes throw big parties together. Including this to show that I like community and cooking and stuff. and also to weed out any trump supporters.
most likely to be cast as the sweet kindergarten teacher or quirky best friend.
trivia & beer/cider
wearing many hats, metaphorically and literally
directors: mel brooks, cronenberg, fellini, wes anderson, paul thomas anderson
tv: buffy, sherlock, mad men, inside amy schumer, bob's burgers, breaking bad, 30 rock
music: first aid kit, fleetwood mac, queen, stephen sondheim, civil wars, bowie, ray charles, francoise hardy, blah blah blah I love music
books: roald dahl, margaret atwood, hamlet, dante's inferno, ottolenghi cookbooks, outlander series
all the foods. except mollusks and mushrooms. put an avocado on it and I'll probably eat it.
Harry Styles of One Direction's phone number*
spoons, the superior utensil
my humidifier is shaped like a penguin and it fucking rocks
laundry in unit?
*I actually have this. It's one of my best stories
how the game of thrones books were ultimately disappointing. come at me, bro.
when my library book I put on hold will be available.
you will let me touch your beard
you have a question