gmasi
28Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
born and raised in los angeles, moved to new york in 2014 to pursue acting without the superficial hollywood nonsense. yes, I am an actor, but I am neither crazy nor a bitch. just finished a short film about a mermaid, and I'm half of a comedic historical folk duo.

looking for someone who wants to unironically play miniature golf and then go to a brewery but also is sometimes like, "fuck it, let's order in and watch the crown." preference for a ravenclaw, open to gryffindor. Into beardo dudes.

I live in a collective house with six other people, and I'm the token straight. we cook and clean and compost and sometimes throw big parties together. Including this to show that I like community and cooking and stuff. and also to weed out any trump supporters.

most likely to be cast as the sweet kindergarten teacher or quirky best friend.
What I’m doing with my life
singing, day jobz, considering getting another tattoo (update: tattoo acquired), taking an acting class, not driving in a car, swimming and riding my bike places, finding street loot
I’m really good at
accents
trivia & beer/cider
wearing many hats, metaphorically and literally
The first things people usually notice about me
people have been telling me lately that I remind them of Abbi from Broad City, which feels pretty cool
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here's some faves

directors: mel brooks, cronenberg, fellini, wes anderson, paul thomas anderson
tv: buffy, sherlock, mad men, inside amy schumer, bob's burgers, breaking bad, 30 rock
music: first aid kit, fleetwood mac, queen, stephen sondheim, civil wars, bowie, ray charles, francoise hardy, blah blah blah I love music
books: roald dahl, margaret atwood, hamlet, dante's inferno, ottolenghi cookbooks, outlander series

all the foods. except mollusks and mushrooms. put an avocado on it and I'll probably eat it.
Six things I could never do without
books/music/podcasts/subway diversions
Harry Styles of One Direction's phone number*
humor
spoons, the superior utensil
my humidifier is shaped like a penguin and it fucking rocks
laundry in unit?

*I actually have this. It's one of my best stories
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how keanu reeves convinced the world he was an actor. I actually hear he's very nice. sorry, keanu.

how the game of thrones books were ultimately disappointing. come at me, bro.

when my library book I put on hold will be available.
On a typical Friday night I am
watching a movie. making a feast. eating a feast. theme party if I'm lucky. fancy cocktails at a dive bar. having a night in with a book and a cup o' tea.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
in middle school, I wrote a musicalized, historical re-telling of the alamo and cast myself as general santa ana. it's possibly my best work to date.
You should message me if
you have a cat
you will let me touch your beard
you have a question
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