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My self-summary
Steven looking for his Connie.

Nerd/gymrat/artist. I dress nice and make good food and excellent drinks. Looking for someone to paint, lift, or play games with. If you're a cynic with a deep, abiding disdain for Republicans and bigots of all kinds, chances are high we'll get along.

Intersectional Feminism and a love of fiction are huge pluses.

5'9", 5'11" with the pomp-in-training.
Half-Japanese, if you care about that sort of thing.
Looking for someone to catch up on Sailor Moon reruns with.

I have strong principles that I won't hold anyone to, being that we're all different. Yeah, I'm a loudmouth about third wave feminism and civil rights and class warfare and religious tolerance (insofar as it doesn't give license to step on the rights of others) but I get it if those things don't matter to you. That would be a reason it would never, ever work between us. The one thing I absolutely need in a partner is someone who believes in humanity.

In three words I am nerdy, goofy, and artistic. I draw, paint, craft, knit, sew, embroider, cook, and usually while watching something funny, weird, depraved, or something I can make snarky comments about. If I'm *really* close to someone, I'd be doing all those things for them. With them. To them.

If I want to impress you, then in person I'm going to be witty. I'm going to try to make you laugh. It's your right not to, but if you don't I'm going to be hurt and discouraged. And that's ok too.

That's about it I guess.
Bother me on IG and dumblr:
I also started streaming drawing sessions:
What I’m doing with my life
Working out and cooking every day. Managing my health is my full-time hobby now.

I work in IT. It's as dry and uninteresting as everyone says. I just got picked up by a nerd goods company to be their illustrator, so I have that going for me now.

In my spare time I draw, paint, knit, craft, knit, sew, embroider cook, and watch funny, weird, or depraved things, usually with other people.
I’m really good at
Anything to do with my hands, really. Don't think too much on that one, I've already listed why above. Don't let me near your gadgets. I will hack them. Or break them. Either might happen.

I make pretty okay coffee. I like it stronk.

I love finding terribly subtle and esoteric jokes. Like, making a Spotify playlist devoted entirely to lady singers, naming it GRRL POWER and making the first track "Settle Down". Recently I left the toilet seat up in a unisex bathroom at a feminism rally. I'm looking for someone to laugh and share in those types of things.

I'm stupid good at whistling. Might be useless, might be that I 'm destined to be a famous whistler. Who even fucking knows. (MEANINGLESS UPDATE - I got asked to whistle for a record!!). Let me whistle a thing, it's soulful and expressive and not at all shrill and wispy >_>

If I'm in a tiled hallway or bathroom I'll be whistling jaunty video game themes
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm either whistling, humming, singing, dancing or drumming constantly. It's an affliction, please help (just dance and sing with me)

My shoulders, they're the big and comforting kind.

Other than that, my personality fills a room. I get silly and vulgar once I'm comfortable with the people in it.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
His Dark Materials, Dune, and A Song of Ice and Fire are my favorite book series.
I'm done with comic book movies. There are a few I still love but goddammit Marvel is ruining how and what movies are getting made. I'll watch almost anything once; good movies are a treat to see, but bad movies are fun to rip apart too.

On the other hand, shows I'm real picky about. I don't watch much anime but Jojo's Bizarre Adventure and Sailor Moon will have my heart forever; Thunderbolt Fantasy has recently gotten my attention. Steven Universe might be the best show on TV right now. I'm a huge fan of the big Netflix original shows, and of course Game of Thrones Season is basically my favorite holiday.

I love music; I'm in and around the southern hardcore/metal scene and play a little uke here and there. I'll give anything a shot, but if I don't like it, it usually comes down to whether or not it sounds like shit, not anything to do with genre loyalty. If it's representative of a genre, then hecka yes I love it.

Generic favorite foods: Sushi, pizza. I have a, er...genetic excuse for the first one, though. I'm adventurous though, I'll try anything once. My absolute favorite pizza is Hawaiian + Anchovies + Oreg/BP/Garlic.
The six things I could never do without


I have no light in my life
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how cute skewed teeth can be sometimes.

I kind of wish I could be Goth. I mean, I've got the clothes, I have the outlook, and I love the music. I just don't have "it", you know? (UPDATE: Someone called me Goth the other day! My parents have never been less proud.)
On a typical Friday night I am
Whistling some Undertale shit or Perturbator or something
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Instead of paying for OKC to boost my profile, if I edit it subtly in the evening, it gets placed in the "Local Activity" feed that people in my area are met with when they log in.

I feel like that trick has not worked since admitting I've been doing it.
You should message me if
If "Wubba Lubba dub-dub" means anything to you.

you've got that Netflix, grilled-cheese look in your eyes.

you know that my barbs are just butter knives.

It's not a race thing, but if you can cosplay Connie Maheswaran alongside my Steven we would be the c u t e s t p e o p l e

The thing to take away from my page is that I'm cynical and sarcastic on paper. In person, I'm extremely friendly and absolutely harmless. If you can match my sarcasm, chances are high we'd get along really well. (also if you like anchovies on pizza, we're destined to eat together)