I must say I am quite the active procrastinator. I should be practicing Python right now, but I am going to be completely negligent of that at the moment, since a cool dude like you could potentially be a part of my life and I am going to pretend that is a valid reason to misplace priorities at the moment. Someday I will get to that. I tend to enjoy self-study a lot. Usually it involves computer related things, like programming and system administration. I am also hoping to hone in my academic skills this year involving math and other sciences. My skills are self taught, since I find it fun to learn new things and higher education is kind of a nightmare. Plus, sperging over the material tends to be a huge distraction in general. My brain kind of functions in a weird way, chock full of peaks and valleys. Never a plain in sight.
When I am not doing self-study, I enjoy making art happen. Ugh I am sorry, I am one of those art people. I enjoy playing musical instrumentation(terribly); Piano, and guitar specifically. I am severely out of practice, but I would love to get back into it hardcore. Baroque period music is my favorite to play. I am just in love with baroque art in general. I guess I love to draw too. Sometimes I draw weird animal people that furries may possibly enjoy. I know it is awful, and I am sorry for that. Don't you worry though, I am feeling the appropriate amount of shame and self-loathing for it.
Sometimes I need a regular break from all this lame art and nerd stuff I am doing. Usually I prefer a physical outlet if possible. If my body isn't sore enough to be screaming bloody murder tomorrow, then I have failed myself. I guess I am doing that with rock climbing and strength training at the moment. Quite new to it, and not particularly good at it, but my words to live by are "failure is fun". I would highly appreciate if you agree with that. Even if you are not fit at all, I would love someone to go out and be active on a regular basis with me. Misery indeed does enjoy company. Even hiking somewhere new is highly satisfying. If you do indeed enjoy pain and hiking, you should consider grabbing a tube and going up to Tuckerman's Ravine in the White Mountains with me sometime. It is such a blast, you will forget it is dangerous and reckless, I swear! I'm also pretty playful physically too. I love when people play fight and wrestle with me, or physically harass me. Being gentle with me is extremely far from required. You will find it quite difficult for me to hit my limit with this.
Oh boy what do I say now? Forgive me I am a tad socially awkward. Funny how that works when you have an extroverted personality. I promise if you stick around, I will warm right up significantly! You may even find out that I am a pretty decent guy. (That’s my little joke, I am quite terrible.) If you are easily offended and repulsed, don’t say I didn’t warn you. A good sense of humor will do you miles. Be dark, and be offensive. The boundaries are beyond the clouds. I don't know how I would exist without a sense of humor.
But I must say for a terrible guy, I may just possibly have some redeeming qualities (I think). I am extremely patient, playful, forgiving, and loyal. Sometimes to a fault. I also like to think of myself as a strong willed and stubborn person. I may get knocked down sometimes, but I always refuse to stay down. Every time I fall, I get tougher and become a better person from it. However, I am not perfect. I am just a tad on the neurotic side(Isn’t everyone in some way or another?). I am extremely proactive about self-improvement though. I like to think of my quirks as endearing at times, and just on the border of obnoxious without crossing the line.
Hmm what else is there to describe? I guess I am a big nerd who is looking to get out in the world and not be in front of a computer screen like I am for most of the day. I am looking for adventurous, ambitious people to be badasses with sunglasses with. Someone who can be both bitchy and kind simultaneously, and isn't a dingus. I lied, you can be a dingus and that would be fine with me.
Enjoy the rest of this very incomplete profile. Sorry about the over-share, but I have holding it in for a good twenty minutes, and I should probably go pee. Actually, bodily functions can wait. I have a profile to finish.
Also adding and removing pieces to cars. It is purely a practical hobby I do which I must say I am fairly inept at.
I guess I am filling out a profile on the internet? Amazing, I know! Hey, part of doing things with your life is doing such things with company you enjoy, so I guess it isn't as unimportant as it sounds? I have been postponing going to the bathroom until this is done, so it must be significant enough.
Turning simple tasks into complex and tedious ones. It's actually quite impressive. It seems like masochism more than anything.
Accidentally harming myself in the most ridiculous ways possible. This is a common theme in my life. It dates back even in childhood. I had to spend an entire afternoon with the school nurse getting the grasshoppers superglued to my fingers removed. I tried to save them from a pool of superglue the other students threw them in. [Spoiler Alert] It was a noble effort indeed, but the grasshoppers did not survive.
Playing music by making farting noises from my hands.
Making off-putting and disgusting sound effects.
The spaghetti falling out of my pockets.
Mainly Baroque, Swing, and misc. stuff in between including...
Simon and Garfunkel
Glenn Miller Band
Holy hell do I like Rick and Morty
Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job!
Check it Out with Dr.Steve Brule
Tacos from Chipotle
A rock gym
Walks to convenience stores
Goats are pretty important.
Most of the time I think, I lose the thought in mid thought. My own thoughts experience packet loss.
And I am back. I scratched my crotch and just did the sniff test on my fingers. They passed.
However, your should especially message me if you...
are a tad bitchy and obnoxious with a good sense of humor
strive to be active
like to get out the house often
have a very playful personality type, both physically and verbally
find energetic, clumsy, slightly neurotic oafs endearing
Bonus points if you participate in a group of people with interests common to mine!
I also want to clarify, I wouldn't object to dating someone on the grounds that they are transgendered. If you Identify as male, but your sex is physically female, this won't ever negatively impact finding you appealing and attractive as a person. Both emotionally and physically.
ALSO IMPORTANT OKCUPID NOTES:
The "Online now" feature lies. Most of the time it is my computer caching messages.
I tend to reply in bursts randomly randomly from week to week. There are long stretches of time where I wont be able to actively read AND respond to messages. I like to be able to respond when I can sit down at my own desk and be thoughtful of my replies, which has become seldom lately. I also tend to waffle for a bit before I reply too. I will read in the moment and reply later when I can form a thought, so some patience will be required to get the ball rolling!