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My self-summary
Instagram: skullelane

I'm just here to make friends.
...And take over the world

An INTJ, meaning I'm a very rare type of pain in the ass.

A 5 on the Enneagram, read: emotionally unavailable.

Originally from Chicago, not acclimated to the desert, but don't mind the quirkiness here. I'll travel the world someday.

I find amusement in most things. In fact there are a select few things in life of which I am entirely convinced, exist solely for my amusement.

My ego inflates about as much as an inner-tube with a hole in it being blow up by a fat kid with asthma.

I am very consistent... on an inconsistent basis.
What I’m doing with my life
Fighting crime.

Writing the next great post apocalyptic novel...

Eating souls... with a wide variety of cheeses.

Getting my art in coffee shops, vending at cons, making jewelry, modeling and cosplay (www.facebook.com/skullelane), and living the life of an insanely busy, not so starving, artist.

Aspiring to be a cat lady.

Life right now is a lot like driving with my Grandpa behind the wheel, he may go the wrong way down a one way street but he will get you where you need to go. So just buckle up and do your best not to fear for your life. What will happen will happen, no use worrying.

All life needs is a slice of pie and absurd confusion.
I’m really good at
Stalking you.

...making you think you're stalking me.

Having luck at concerts.

Dying my hair.

Getting ANYONE to dance.


Gaming, I prefer PC to console. (No MMOs, I don't play well with others.)

Tabletop gaming, Gurps, D&D, Mage, ect. (Sorry fellas, I already have a group.)

Vending my nerd art.
The first things people usually notice about me
The Goggles.
Most frequently asked question, "Can you see outta those?"

The Hair.
It has a habit of changing every few weeks.

The Laughter.
Someone once told me, "When you giggle, I can't help but think that somewhere people are dying."

The Death Glare.
Endearingly called my "punchy face" by friends. I have been told I often look like I wouldn't hesitate to punch someone at any given moment. That's probably not the case.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Dictionary, The Blooding, anything by Edgar Allen Poe, Game of Thrones, From Where You Dream, The Enneagram, The Great Gatsby, The Definitive Book of Body Language, anything on writing or psychology

The X-Files, Star Wars, Star Trek, Stargate, Firefly, Veronica Mars, Haven, Fight Club, Trigun, Cowboy Bebop, Most anything Sci-Fi or having to do with serial killers.

Alternative, punk, folk, industrial, etc.

Fried Rice, Cheese, Coffee, Whiskey
Six things I could never do without
words, coffee, cats, hair dye, dancing, laughing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where I am and why.

Why I keep getting the feeling that my fate is being controlled by a drunk senile old woman.


Trying to come up with new coffee shop puns for my fan art series. (For instance I painted Mal and it says Sereni-Tea).
On a typical Friday night I am
on an adventure

Anything from helping host a gallery show, working a convention or promoting an event for my DJ friends and dancing all night while sipping a jack and coke.
If it's a slow Friday, I'll be working on my novel at Black Crown Coffee Co.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am Batman.

The goggles... they do nothing.

The only reason I keep this profile is so I can be sarcastic to strangers.
You should message me if
You can play the accordion while wearing suspenders
You think you are more clever (and/or sarcastic) than I am
You have a Tardis
You randomly break into song for no reason
You've read the dictionary
You're not a total jackass
You are a jackass but you're hilarious
You've been sent from the future
The voices told you to
You've got something to say
The two of us