I am the sort of person who has already written my own epitaph. It is: Never Miss An Indie Disco Or An Opportunity To Sock Wrestle Or Smash Capitalism or Refresh The Jobs.ac.uk Website.
I tend to prefer poly relationships, so if you want to do DATES with me then it would be good if you're switched on enough to recognise that this doesn't mean that I'm a) not picky or b) Dead Inside. I'm not married to that relationship structure (although I am married to terrible puns) but it's a Thing and you need to be cool with talking about it at least.
I don't pay to use this website, so if you were thinking of liking my profile you should prolly just message me to say so.
Also I play football.
Kerouac and Auster can suck my dick.
Music: Mountain Goats, Why?, British Sea Power, Fucked Up, Diane Cluck, most forms of PUNX apart from the really sludgy/crusty end of it, genres that end in 'pop', eyeliner synth, that end of hiphop beloved of spurious hipsters, Pulp, Devo, Talking Heads.
TV: The Wire, King of the Hill, Game of Thrones, The Great British Bake-Off, South Park, Parks and Rec.
Food: basically all of it except meat. I will not pretend, however, that I don't mourn chorizo with an even deeper seated grief than that reserved for semicolons.