27 Phoenix, United States
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My self-summary
On January 29, 2016, I married someone I met on this site. I am incredibly happy. OKC works.

I keep this account open so I can look at people's profiles for a multitude of reasons that do not involve me wanting to talk to or date you.

Despite advising people to not message me unless they can't read, I still get messages from jealous dipshits like this:

Today - 9:50am
Looks like you married one of those limp wrist Liberal types. Does he know to handle firearms, skin a deer, or change a flat tire? If not, then it sounds like you sold yourself short.
What I’m doing with my life
I investigate potential fraud and money laundering, I have an MBA and am a Certified Anti-Money Laundering Specialist. Don't mess with me.

I am married, don't hit on me. Seriously, why are you people sending me messages?
I’m really good at
Pounding sugar free red bulls and catching fraudsters.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I haven't said anything to them even though we've been in the same room for six hours or something. Also maybe that I have glasses. Hopefully that I'm humanoid.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: Pierogi.
The six things I could never do without
The husband, a job, having things to learn, my cat, and device syncing.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have toes.
You should message me if
you can't read