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My self-summary
IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF STEELY DAN AND THE SONG "THE CAVES OF ALTAMIRA" PLEASE MOVE ALONG, YOU WILL NEVER UNDERSTAND MY PERSONALITY IF YOU'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE BAND AND THE SONG, HA! HA! (Double Negatives in a sentence too!) Hello, Thank you for taking the time to read my profile. After considerable thought on this subject I have decided to be very verbose and concise in describing myself and the woman I am searching for. (Please allow me to apologize for the contradiction in terms.) Trying to describe ones self is a daunting task, as we tend to see ourselves in a different light than we actually are seen and perceived by others. None the less, I shall endeavor to be as neutral and accurate as possible while maintaining a " Positive Spin" in a P. T. Barnum kinda way.

Born In New Orleans, flew to another country at the age of eight to Central America where my family is originally from. ( I did not fly by myself, but would have gladly if anyone had requested that I do so.) Lived in Mississippi then it was off to Hawaii via a stint in South Carolina and North Carolina at 19.

Flew back to the good Ole Miss again where I attended the grand University of Southern Mississippi (Brett Favre's Alma mater). Lived in a Southern Comfort paradise for several years with no parental supervision and almost got hitched down in Miami...Ran amok (Sorry for the walk down memory lane.) Then back to the real south again in Memphis TN. Settled, discovered the Blues, Elvis, and Beale St. Became very "hip". Traveled to Mexico, Grand Caymans, Jamaica , fell in and outta love numerous times, Developed great friendships along the way also.

Eventually made it to Washington D.C. where I've again made awesome lasting memories and great friendships for the last 10+ years.

The reason I'm here is that I am looking for a woman with a great sense of humor who loves to hang out and chill or go exploring in the city. If anything what I said appeals to your interest, please send me a message. Bonus points if you can tell me the difference between a Cover 2 and a Sprint Right Option. Extra Bonus Points if you know what size engine and horse power your first, current or dream car has :) Also, I'm a proud type "B" personality. That likely negates 90% of potential dates I can go on this web site who live within the metro DC area, ha, ha!
What I’m doing with my life
I was just out on my front porch sitting on my chair in the corner doing this. So I decided to come check OkCupid, because I hear it's better than Match.com in this area.
I’m really good at
Mini Golf
The first things people usually notice about me
Smile and sense of humor!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you're a Chinese food lover or Cajun cuisine kind of girl, then you're on your way to grabbing my heart. I'm definately a cocktail lounge kind of guy. Also, I tend to wear my tuxes a lot to black tie optional events. Love the Logan Circle area and Georgetown Waterfront during the summertime, and the new MGM Grand. Also, if you haven't been to, New Orleans, La , you're definately missing out on great food, and fun.
Six things I could never do without
Still thinking about these at the moment.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why so many girls on OkCupid post pics of themselves at an Indian Wedding or near Machu Picchu, Peru?
On a typical Friday night I am
Prepping my speed boat for lake competition in Centerville, Va (it's my remote control speed boat with some serious electric hp, ha, ha!) and having fun around town.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I quit Match.com. Ok, just kidding, most of my profile inputs here are copied and pasted from my other profile at Match.com, honest!!
You should message me if
Please, if we communicate, be ready to actually meet in person. I do not wish to live in the land of make believe. Drop the mouse and get out of the house! You can't tell if there is any chemistry between two people through a computer, or even on the phone, for that matter. If you are a beautiful, intelligent and successful woman who finds that men are intimidated by you, please drop me a note. If you are from another State or Country great, but I will be located here for the next ten years minimum.

If I don't respond, it is for one of two reasons. I am either not interested or your message is buried in the pile of "hi there" or "sup?" messages and I haven't seen it. I don't want to hurt any feelings, but I also don't want to waste anyone's time here.

I also do not have any parents that are living. You won't have to worry about ever visiting an overbearing mother or nosy father if we ever make it to that serious relationship phase. Yes, I miss both my mother and father especially during the holidays but that only leaves me more open to accepting a new mother and father to hopefully cherish and appreciate with someone special. Is that person you?
The two of us