32Oaklyn, United States
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My self-summary
i have thought long and hard about my favorite food and it is unquestionably steak. i don't write with capital letters unless someone is paying me. i don't necessarily need to get married but i would like to fuck someone in a wedding dress someday. i own a fedora but i'm not a nice guy. i'm a huge slut when i'm single and an awesome boyfriend when i'm not. all i care about is music. all i care about is the perfect one-liner. all i care about is dal makhani. my passions include hoisin sauce and being murdered at words with friends by beautiful women who have to walk through the subway turnstile sideways. i don't care how creepy that sounds. i try to fix everyone and i never want to do that again. i'll do things that make me personally uncomfortable to keep a room entertained. i want someone to get my arms tattooed with. i want a girl who looks evil but isn't. i am never going to stop dressing like i am 15. i am endlessly sex-positive and i am absolutely wasted on someone who isn't. if you have suspicions about self-identifying male feminists, i'll only confirm them.
What I’m doing with my life
i love my job and my band, somewhat freaked out that I ended up a happy person
I’m really good at
pushing crumbs off a bed
The first things people usually notice about me
that I'm much skinnier than the woman on my arm
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
musical starting points: tune-yards, the magnetic fields, lil wayne, sonic youth, sleater-kinney, liz phair, bikini kill, pistol annies, sleigh bells, four tet, miranda lambert, aerosmith, be your own pet, pylon, that dog, ghostface killah, television, eminem, richard hell and the voidoids, oneohtrix point never, madonna, paramore, wussy, luna, alice in chains, gogol bordello, king sunny ade, old 97's, fela kuti, imperial teen, d'angelo, danny brown, against me!, the dismemberment plan, yo la tengo, burial, aphex twin, group doueh, skrillex, girl bands, punk, country, R&B, rap, pop, "sexual healing."

tv: i am doing scandal and broad city etc etc but I really just need you to like archer and buffy

movies: god i haven't seen a movie in so long but wonder boys, brick, the social network, zodiac, y tu mama tambien, 4 months, 3 weeks and 2 days, scott pilgrim, forgetting sarah marshall and ghost world are all rad

food: indian, chinese, malaysian, middle eastern, greek, bbq, bar food, steakhouses
Six things I could never do without
brains, bellies, hips, lips, chips, dips
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how to change the world for the better

jk mostly butts
On a typical Friday night I am
Asleep and drooling -- could we be soulmates??
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i have more red flags than tianamen square and I tend to overshare against my better judgment so you'll hear all of them soon enough.
You should message me if
If you're ke$ha + 300 lbs
The two of us