Clankypants
39 Eugene, United States
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My self-summary
Robot Monkey Pants. Are they slacks for mechanical simians? Are they clockwork trousers for monkeys? Or are they primate-print pajama pants for sleepy automatons? THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW!

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Is a hot dog a sandwich? Or is it a wrap? Or a taco?

Is a corn dog a burrito?

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I'm somewhat reserved and 'business casual' in public, but in private I can be animated, passionate, and terribly goofy.

I've studied art and design and work as a software engineer.

I have two cats: a polydactyl tabby and derpy mainecoon.

I'm a native Oregonian and love the PNW.

I'm a distance runner for fun and exercise.

Some keywords: INTJ, polymath, teetotaler
What I’m doing with my life
Solving problems, helping people, and turning good ideas into great ideas!

Volunteering as a mentor and tutor for kids learning math and science in middle school.

Creating art, designs, or building things with blocks of LEGO or code.

Exploring Oregon and the greater Cascadia.
I’m really good at
Solving puzzles and fixing things.

Explaining complicated stuff in easy-to-understand terms.

Making sure the important stuff gets done.

Making sure the unimportant stuff is fun!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
Mostly classic science fiction and modern action/adventure.

Movies:
Sci-Fi and comedies tend to dominate my list of favorites, including: 5th Element, Star Wars, Back to the Future, Contact, Airplane, Princess Bride, The Rocketeer.

TV:
I like a lot of stuff, but some favorites include Community, Parks and Rec, Star Trek, and Legend of Korra.

Music:
I don't follow music, so I rarely know any performers or what their songs are named, but I tend to get energized by anything with a good beat.

Radio:
OPB!

Sites/Blogs:
Too many to list!

Podcasts:
A lot of comedy and news-related stuff.

Food:
I love lots of foods (there's not a whole lot that I don't like).
The six things I could never do without
Water
Food
Shelter
Clothing
Computer
Something to make art with... oh wait, I usually use a computer for that!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
game development and design

politics (oh, god, why?!?) :(

puns and portmanteaus

making the world a better place

existential silliness
On a typical Friday night I am
Catching up on all the news on the internet. Working my way through a backlog of TV shows, movies, and games recommended by friends. Lamenting there is never enough time to do all the things I want to do, no matter how much I multi-task.
You should message me if
- You are smart, honest, and have a positive outlook on life.
- You are mentally and emotionally healthy.
- You have a bit of a nerdy side.
- You like to give back and help others.
- You're looking for someone to explore new places and taste new foods with.
- You don't smoke or do drugs.
- You are not religious or conservative.

Due to the nature of online dating (especially with OKC), I generally don't message first, so as not to contribute to the deluge of messages you probably get. But I almost always reply. :)

Unless you're a bot. Oh so many fake profiles and bots...
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