grantrules
31 Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
My body is a wonderland.

Funemployed. Let's play.

If you're allergic to peanut butter, you probably shouldn't kiss me.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning self-control and failing horribly at it.

Existential early-middle-age life crisis mode, but in a non-dramatic, more of I-dream-of-buying-500-acres-of-woodland-and-building-a-cabin-on-it style.
I’m really good at
Fixing things, or making it worse. Baking cookies without a recipe. Altering the space-time continuum to my advantage. Accidentally saying nerdy things. Word problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably how awesome I am. It's kind of a radiant glow, you know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i like food
The six things I could never do without
burritos, bikes, baked goods, beers, blunts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
bacon cheeseburgers
On a typical Friday night I am
the terror that flaps in the night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the Batman.
You should message me if
You're awesome, kinda weird, upbeat, outdoorsy, childish, adventurous, or any fun combination of those. No debbie downers or sad sallys. And you kinda have to like cookies. I fuckin love cookies.
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