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My self-summary
My body is a wonderland.

Funemployed. Let's play.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning self-control and failing horribly at it.

But mostly letting my mind wander.. and trying to find fun and enjoy life. Stress and worry are pretty minimal in my life, and I aim to keep it that way.

I like food and beer, all kinds.
I’m really good at
Fixing things, or making it worse. Baking cookies without a recipe. Being late for everything. Altering the space-time continuum to my advantage. Accidentally saying nerdy things. Word problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably how awesome I am. It's kind of a radiant glow, you know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like double IPAs, sweaters, being competitive, flannel, hiking, MOUNTAIN BIKING, cyclocross, gourds, bacon cheeseburgers, board games, lists, sharing, staying up late, extra pulp in my OJ, childish things, trees, instant gratification, the fibonacci sequence and its appearances in nature, cooking, getting muddy, pitching tents, dinosaurs, butternut squash soup, film noir, serial commas, boxer briefs, helicopters

Rock & roll. Especially WFMU's Ichiban rock & soul radio.

I like dystopian novels, tragic plays, and sometimes a good nonfiction. I recently read Gettysburg, Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, and Longitude.

MST3k is awesome, big fan of old kung-fu movies, and 80s action movies.

Rick & Morty, Adventure Time, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Bob's Burgers, Workaholics.

I love food. I love to grill and bake and drink some beers. I make a mean apple pie.

I hate: backgammon
The six things I could never do without
burritos, bikes, baked goods, beers, blunts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
bacon cheeseburgers
On a typical Friday night I am
there's no typical friday. but just like everyone else, it probably involves beers and friends unless it doesn't.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the Batman.
You should message me if
You're awesome, kinda weird, upbeat, outdoorsy, childish, adventurous, or any fun combination of those. No debbie downers or sad sallys. And you kinda have to like cookies. I fuckin love cookies.