32Brooklyn, United States
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My self-summary
"Act, and you shall have dinner; wait, and you shall be dinner." -- Old Klingon proverb
What I’m doing with my life
My idea of a good date: putting a tank of gas in the car and leaving the stupid city and going for a hike or a swim or anything. Looking for someone I can outrun in case of bears.
I’m really good at
Fixing things, or making it worse. Baking cookies without a recipe. Altering the space-time continuum to my advantage. Accidentally saying nerdy things. Word problems.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably how awesome I am. It's kind of a radiant glow, you know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
i like food
Six things I could never do without
burritos, bikes, baked goods, beers, blunts
I spend a lot of time thinking about
bacon cheeseburgers
On a typical Friday night I am
the terror that flaps in the night.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm the Batman.
You should message me if
You're awesome, kinda weird, upbeat, outdoorsy, childish, adventurous, or any fun combination of those. No debbie downers or sad sallys. And you kinda have to like cookies. I fuckin love cookies.
The two of us