26Grand Rapids, United States
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My self-summary
What to heck?
I'm very sarcastic, almost too much.
My cat, Roosevelt, is perfect and I think about her a lot.
I smoke a lot and I like smoking with other people. Let's smoke.
Or let's grab a drink, then hang out and drink more, not at the bar because who has money for that constant shit?? We can watch something hilarious.
I also love finding good tv shows to watch so I can binge them all in one sitting while I'm high, like human garbage. is my tumblr
I love stupid puns and dumb jokes.
I'm not very good at writing about myself, but I'm way cooler in real life? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk, probs not. Whomst knows??
What I’m doing with my life
Being a graphic designer, hanging out/smoking with friend(s), binge watching tv, laughing to myself about things I think are funny, drinking whiskey and hard cider, harmonizing with songs on the radio.
I’m really good at
Remembering random ass trivia, typography, painting, singing, talking fast, playing French Horn and piano. Crying.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm alive!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Slaughterhouse Five, Anything by Chuck Palahniuk, Less Than Zero, Dark Matter, Night Film, Good as Gone, The Girls. I love dark, satirical stuff.

Movies: The Big Lebowski, A Single Man, Blazing Saddles, Being John Malkovich, The Virgin Suicides, Fargo, The Usual Suspects, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Requiem for A Dream, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Nocturnal Animals.

Shows: Breaking Bad, Broad City, Stranger Things, Portlandia, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Fargo, Trailer Park Boys, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Girls, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, The Office, Game of Thrones, Nathan for You, House of Cards, Attack on Titan, Workaholics, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Death Note, Veep, Insecure, Handmaid's Tale, Difficult People, The Killing, Billy on the Street.

Music: of Montreal, Tame Impala, Thundercat, Little Dragon, Tune-Yards, Vampire Weekend, The Floozies, Adele, James Blake, Steely Dan, Flying Lotus, Washed Out, Danny Brown, Disclosure, Kendrick Lamar, Lorde, Vince Staples, Flume, Childish Gambino, Fleetwood Mac, Alt-J

Food: I always want sushi. Like, thinking about it right now makes me want it so bad. But I love sandwiches, Italian food, and I'm sure I can find something I like anywhere.
Six things I could never do without
Hard Cider
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What was that video I watched last night that was so funny but I don't remember.

What's going to happen in the future.

Why do some places choose Jeopardy! to be on at 7:30 instead of 7:00. It's better when it's on at 7:30.
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking or smoking with friends, or staying in and watching Netflix, or going to a show.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am a pretty anxious person.
You should message me if
You need help with the final jeopardy question. Or you like what you see here.
Or you love Breaking Bad, or you want to binge watch a little tv with me and drink cheap whiskey.
Or if you want to sit next to me, get high, and play on our phones in silentlce... then have some human connection.
You have a cat.
The two of us