I'm very sarcastic, almost too much.
My cat, Roosevelt, is perfect and I think about her a lot.
I smoke a lot and I like smoking with other people. Let's smoke.
Or let's grab a drink, then hang out and drink more, not at the bar because who has money for that constant shit?? We can watch something hilarious.
I also love finding good tv shows to watch so I can binge them all in one sitting while I'm high, like human garbage.
http://buttholeliquor.tumblr.com is my tumblr
I love stupid puns and dumb jokes.
I'm not very good at writing about myself, but I'm way cooler in real life? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk, probs not. Whomst knows??
Movies: The Big Lebowski, A Single Man, Blazing Saddles, Being John Malkovich, The Virgin Suicides, Fargo, The Usual Suspects, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Requiem for A Dream, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou, Nocturnal Animals.
Shows: Breaking Bad, Broad City, Stranger Things, Portlandia, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Archer, Fargo, Trailer Park Boys, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Girls, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, The Office, Game of Thrones, Nathan for You, House of Cards, Attack on Titan, Workaholics, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt, Death Note, Veep, Insecure, Handmaid's Tale, Difficult People, The Killing, Billy on the Street.
Music: of Montreal, Tame Impala, Thundercat, Little Dragon, Tune-Yards, Vampire Weekend, The Floozies, Adele, James Blake, Steely Dan, Flying Lotus, Washed Out, Danny Brown, Disclosure, Kendrick Lamar, Lorde, Vince Staples, Flume, Childish Gambino, Fleetwood Mac, Alt-J
Food: I always want sushi. Like, thinking about it right now makes me want it so bad. But I love sandwiches, Italian food, and I'm sure I can find something I like anywhere.
What's going to happen in the future.
Why do some places choose Jeopardy! to be on at 7:30 instead of 7:00. It's better when it's on at 7:30.
Or you love Breaking Bad, or you want to binge watch a little tv with me and drink cheap whiskey.
Or if you want to sit next to me, get high, and play on our phones in silentlce... then have some human connection.
You have a cat.