I'm very sarcastic, almost too much.
My cat, Roosevelt, is perfect and I think about her a lot.
I also love finding good tv shows to watch so I can binge them all in one sitting while I'm high, like human garbage.
http://buttholeliquor.tumblr.com is my tumblr
I love stupid puns and dumb jokes.
I'm not very good at writing about myself, but I'm way cooler in real life? ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ idk, probs not.
Movies: The Big Lebowski, A Single Man, Blazing Saddles, Being John Malkovich, The Virgin Suicides, Fargo, The Usual Suspects, American Psycho, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Paris Je T'aime, Requiem for A Dream, The Life Aquatic with Steve Zissou.
Shows: Breaking Bad, Broad City, Stranger Things, Portlandia, 30 Rock, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Fargo, Trailer Park Boys, Tim and Eric Awesome Show Great Job, Girls, Parks and Rec, Arrested Development, The Office, Game of Thrones, Nathan for You, House of Cards, Workaholics, Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt.
Music: of Montreal, Tame Impala, Little Dragon, Tune-Yards, Vampire Weekend, The Floozies, Adele, James Blake, Flying Lotus, Washed Out, Danny Brown, Disclosure, Hot Chip
Food: I always want sushi. Like, thinking about it right now makes me want it so bad.
What's going to happen in the future.
Why do some places choose Jeopardy! to be on at 7:30 instead of 7:00. It's better when it's on at 7:30.
Or you love Breaking Bad, or you want to binge watch a little tv with me and drink cheap whiskey.
Or if you want to sit next to me, get high, and play on our phones in silent... then have some human connection.
You have a cat.