greatguywolfe
46 Denver, United States
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My self-summary
I love a good "that's what she said" , "yo' momma" , and Chuck Norris joke so bring it. The more offensive the better. Ha ha. I love to laugh (good GOD I just used the dumbest, most cliche line in all of online dating). Seriously, who the fuck DOESN'T love to laugh? It's like saying "I love to breathe" or "I love puppies and laughing babies". While I'm at it, maybe I should start doing yoga on top of 14ers, join mud runs, take a selfie in a ski mask and goggles (or just find anybody's random photo because you wouldn't know the difference anyways). Oh, I almost forgot to mention I should post at least one other photo with 5 of my dark and gray haired middle aged men friends so you can wonder who the hell you are talking to.

Speaking of pictures...all of mine are within the past 2.5 years. I am 5"11' and my weight fluctuates between 230-240. Sometimes I grow my hair out into a pompadour style and sometimes I get sick of it and go short, high and tight USMC style. Speaking of USMC, I am a former Marine and 1st Gulf War vet.

I'm typically attracted to the short and petite types, especially gingers, but in the real world I've found myself falling for all types of women. It's the chemistry that makes it happen.

I'm looking for unique and unforgetable, who lives for the truley good stuff in life, someone open to starting a family if it's in the cards for us. Honesty and generosity are attributes that I live my life by and I open myself wholeheartedly for the right women who is willing to get to know the intelligent, sincere and hilariously funny me. In the mean time, I just want to start casual and take things slowly and let it happen however it plays out. Hopefully fun dates and lot's of physical affection (let's turn making out in movie theaters cool again). I don't like to label things out of the gate and ultimately we want to see each other or we don't. I don't like people who ghost or who are extremely needy. I like somewhere in the middle, independent yet obviously interested.

Other perks to dating me, you ask? I don't smoke, I love listening to live music so concerts and shows are always game. I also enjoy taking bike rides and cooking. Yes, you read that right, COOKING!, and I won't make you clean up after me because I've already been properly trained to do that, and put the toilet seat down for that matter.  If I sound like your cup of tea, then hit me back! 

I live in Congress Park area and hope to find somebody close by, age range doesn't matter too much as long as you don't mind a young 46 year old man.

Text msgs and emails are good for small talk to a point but you need to be face to face or on the phone at least for the important stuff. Things get lost in translation way too easily sometimes and you tend to make volcanos out of mole hills.
I’m really good at
Hooking shit up.
Useless music and pop culture trivia
Home repairs
Expressing myself and my feelings
Making perfect margaritas
Making out
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
My taste in music is out there. Good songwriting is good songwriting no matter what genre.

Social D
Metallica
Snoop
John Denver
Reverend Horton Heat
Oingo Boingo
DEVO
Agent Orange
Beatles
GBH
Simon & Garfunkel
Chris Stapleton
Jerry Lee Lewis
The Eagles
Skinny Puppy
Minstry
Sisters of Mercy
Johnny Cash
The Pixies
Soundgarden
The Ramones
Beach Boys
The Carpenters
John Hyatt
Led Zeppelin
Iron Maiden
Stray Cats
Lady Gaga
Whiskey Shivers
Slayer
Run DMC
Stevie Ray Vaughan
The six things I could never do without
Sour Willie Wonka candy
Mac n cheese
Social Distortion
Seattle Seahawks
Great sex
My 2 adorable nephews
You should message me if
You are local in Denver, are open minded and long term, non judgemental, an excellent communicator, sincere, and may even want to start a family if it's in the cards. You want to make making out at the drive in movies cool again.

Bonus points if you love Social D and the Seahawks.
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