greatyeahok
33 Orlando, United States
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My self-summary
(Warning: I'm funnier than this profile will have you believe. I'm just too lazy to change stuffs. Also. Stop wanting to be my boyfriend. Boyfriends make me cry. I laugh all cute-like and I should be doing it all the time. ;) )

Here's the part I've been dreading: talking about myself via online dating site essay. Don't get me wrong- I love talking about myself.I rock. It's just tedious to type about the deets because now I have to THINK...and by THINKING, I'm going to realize that I'm really not that great. I mean, I suppose I can be a bit impatient... And I DO possess the diet and exercise habits of a lazy house cat (albeit, a hungry one), and I can sit and rot and watch CNN for hours (and by CNN, I mean Frasier)... But to type all of that. Ugh.

Gripes: if you are "living life to the fullest", use the words "fun lovin" to describe yourself, or "chilling" when telling what you like to do in your spare time...bleh. You never use that (chilling) word in front of me unless you are telling me to "chill out"...which you should also never do unless you want me to throw a shoe at your head. :*)
What I’m doing with my life
I teach high school. I make things with my sewing machine and knitting needles. Nbd. Otherwise, I'm frequenting 7/11s and I count fast food drive thrus among my regular haunts.
I’m really good at
Reading? But seriously. Im good at being laid back. I prefer beer joints, playing cards, listening to music any day of the week.
The first things people usually notice about me
My Height. "you're tiny!" bah, shut up.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Slaughterhouse Five, Ender's Game, GoT series, Fight Club (the book and the movie), 100 Years of Solitude, Crime and Punishment (almost any Russian Lit) The Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nightime, Life of Pi, TRopic of Cancer, and more.

Movies- the labyrinth, nightmare before Christmas, mystic pizza, orgazmo, Monty python anything.

Music- indie rock, rock n roll, mostly.
The six things I could never do without
*food
*books
*car
*insulin
* glasses
* dive bars
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why people think that - just because they are within the confines of their vehicles- they are invisible. Clearly, you are picking your nose sir. And I can see you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either out (bar?) or in (dvr? Good book?) just depends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm very clumsy. I spend a lot of time knocking down walls with my face.
You should message me if
You like food trucks.
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