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My self-summary
I try to be 100% likeable but it only works out 92% of the time. So Life for me is about managing that 8%. I have no tolerance for bigotry. I try to stay non judgemental. I give everyone a chance, and I get along with mostly working class apposed to upper class. I am incredibly honest with myself and others. I expect the same in return.
That being said, I base my compatibility on match % and pictures. Those %'s are based on the questions so answer those embarrassing questions ladies.
What I’m doing with my life
I've been living here for 9 years in summer 2016. I've got condiments in my fridge that have been in DC longer than you.
I go to work. Travel locally. I love to bike, bike, and I try not to drink too much because it affects my biking. I train in long distance biking but mostly uphill bikeing. I can also take it easy for a touristy strole on a bike. I like to go hiking in the winter, but my bike gets lonely.
I’m really good at
I am goofy, animated, sarcastic, self deprecating, active, and I love going out for a good time. I enjoy games in the park, making Homebrew, Shopping used clothing stores, Collecting vinyl records, Picking out local bands, Yelling at televisions, cooperative urban gardening, Reading books, and costumes. I am also a damn good cook, and very well put together from an emotional stand point.
The first things people usually notice about me
I have a cute face.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't have favorites, but a few broad points:
-BooksI like to read. I don't find alot of time to do that. I've been more about experiences lately, making friends, and keeping promises.
-Movies I've seen more movies than you and I am a movie buff. Required: MST3K (If you have to ask you'll never know.)
-Shows I don't watch TV programing, but I won't think less of you if you do. I reserve all rights to researching your favorite shows so I would then prove better at making fun of you. Required: Simpsons Trivia.
-Music I like alot of music. None of it falls under the category of pop (unless it is 80's). I have an extensive vinyl collection, and my digital collection stinks. Required: thorough appreciation for 90's alternative.
-Food I don't eat meat during the week, but mostly pizza (I think I was a ninja turtle in another life.) I am very good at cooking, but terrible at cooking for myself.
The six things I could never do without
This is a loaded question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Beer. Yeah, there is a lot more to it than just consuming it. It is the third most consumed beverage on the planet next to water and tea. THE Planet....
Beer and nihilism. Nihilism and honesty. I can honestly say I can't recall being called a liar or a cheat in the past 5 years.
If you want the least engaging conversation about politics in DC then I am your man. Politics is a dirty word on this side of the coin.
On a typical Friday night I am
I love going out and i do it well. I have friends to keep up with and they can only be met in person.

I've been trying to keep the drinking down or at least be responsible about it (drink alot of water afterwards. Not drinking as much is a good one too.)

I tend to go out Sundays through Wednesdays. I do stopins on Fridays and Saturdays but just for my bouncer friends. Be kind to your bartenders, and tip them well. One of them might be somebody's mother.
You should message me if
I am looking for a cool as shit girl, cute as a button, smart as a whip, and open to being naughty. One whom can hang with the guys, and go out doing crazy shit, while maintaining her sugar & spice. Traditionally, I am interested in awkward, unusual women who have organized opinions but are in no way snoody or prissy. I tend to attract blue collar, honest, weird individuals.

I always answer messages, and I will entertain any idea presented.