22 Omaha, United States
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My self-summary
Look, I'm unusual. There's no better description of me. I'm not looking for anything complicated, I'm not "DTF", I don't care how big the fish you caught is, no I will not show you my tits, and just a warning, I'm probably not your type. I'm snarky, love adventures, somehow am still incredibly shy, yet fiercely independent. I have no filter, I'm silly, stupid, punny, perverse, and blunt. I'm a procrastinating raver hippie stoner nerd nihilist hedonistic punk.

If you can teach me welding, glass blowing, or how to play the mandolin, hit me up!
What I’m doing with my life
Dancing while I work, screaming at bees, the occasional acid flash back,
And drinking with friends mainly.
I’m really good at
Getting in trouble, going on adventures, and taking silly photos.
Also good at convincing people to go to abelardos late at night.
mmmmm churro

Also I'm good at making people smile, I'm a serious people pleaser, can't help it, I'm just like that. But that doesn't mean I let people walk all over me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My crazy hair, first of all, than maybe my body. I'm short and curvy, with a bright head. :3
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If you enjoy "off the air", you need to message me haha

Harry potter, fear and loathing in Los Vegas, lemony snicket series, the girl with the dragon tattoo series, J.R.R Tolkin, and a million others I can't remember for the life of me.

Adventure time, Rick and Morty, firefly, bobs burgers, anything with Antony Bourdain in it,
My neighbor totoro,rent, whipit, the big lebowski, where buffalo roam, super troopers, dazed and confused, don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood, Ameile, zombeavers, Nuke em high, ferris buellers day off, good burger,

I listen to all kinds of music, mainly somaFM, and pandora.

Anything homemade, like tacos or pizza. I can smash some sushi like no others <3
The six things I could never do without
A place to think, horchata, first kisses, swinging so high your feet are higher than the bar, blanket forts, and rain!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My future, the stars, the universe, music, sex, and Burning man.
On a typical Friday night I am
Whatever I'm doing, I'm probably getting into trouble.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My father tried to kill my family. Ask me all about the messy details!
You should message me if
You know what burning man is.

You like watching stupid Stoner movies, cuddling, kinky awesome sex, shy introvert girls, or driving really fast.