Look, I'm unusual. There's no better description of me. I'm not looking for anything complicated, I'm not "DTF", I don't care how big the fish you caught is, no I will not show you my tits, I'm bad at replying to messages some times (I have 666 unread messages, just sayin, I'm totally metal u guys ) ,and just a warning, I'm probably not your type. I'm snarky, love adventures, somehow am still incredibly shy, yet fiercely independent. I have no filter, I'm silly, stupid, punny, perverse, and blunt. I'm a procrastinating raver hippie stoner nerd nihilist hedonistic punk.
If you can teach me welding, glass blowing, or how to play the mandolin, hit me up!
And now a brief obituary.
It's with a heavy heart I inform you my hair is no longer a beautiful blue, glorious green or a vivid vermillion. Alas, I had to dye it a bland normal color, which I instantly hated so I bleached part of it. Please join me in a moment of silence.
Ok now go look at my photos, check out that rainbow guuurrllllllll!
Also good at convincing people to go to abelardos late at night.
Also I'm good at making people smile, I'm a serious people pleaser, can't help it, I'm just like that. But that doesn't mean I let people walk all over me.
Harry potter, fear and loathing in Los Vegas, lemony snicket series, the girl with the dragon tattoo series, J.R.R Tolkin, and a million others I can't remember for the life of me.
Adventure time, Rick and Morty, firefly, bobs burgers, anything with Antony Bourdain in it,
My neighbor totoro,rent, whipit, the big lebowski, where buffalo roam, super troopers, dazed and confused, don't be a menace in south central while drinking your juice in the hood, Ameile, zombeavers, Nuke em high, ferris buellers day off, good burger,
I listen to all kinds of music, mainly somaFM, and pandora.
Anything homemade, like tacos or pizza. I can smash some sushi like no others <3
You like watching stupid Stoner movies, cuddling, kinky awesome sex, shy introvert girls, or driving really fast.