49 Columbus, United States
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My self-summary
First, this:

I am only interested in smartypants women who understand that NONE of the following are real:

Santa Claus, Easter Bunny, Tooth Faerie, etc.
"meant-to-be," fate, destiny, predestination, etc.
visiting extraterrestrials
Bigfoot, Loch Ness Monster, El Chupacabra, etc.
"supernatural" anything
good & evil as absolutes
astrological influence
voodoo (and all other magic based, non-deity "religions")

I'll add more as I think of them, but I am an evidence based, rational, logical, critical thinker and protected belief in any of the above cause my eyes to roll and my interest to wane. Oh, and if you can demonstrate why any should be removed from the list, please let me and the rest of the world know.

Okay, and now that that's out of the way and if you haven't already clicked the "previous page" arrow, here's this:

I am a furniture and antiques dealer/metal artist who doesn't get enough opportunities to be social. I live and work alone and most all of my friends have coupled up, moved away or moved on.
I like classic Japanese and European motorcycles, metal sculpting, modern art, mid-century modern furniture, indy films, and music that the radio mostly ignores. I lean far left, and can only be comfortable with a like mind.
I really, really dislike clowns.
I am reasonably conscious of my health, passionate and am totally cool with public displays of affection. I am also cool with booze but not much of a drinker, and am routinely "420 friendly."
Intimately, I'm practically fearless and difficult to shock.
And did I mention that I really dislike clowns?
What I’m doing with my life
I'd like to know everything; I'm working on that.
I’m really good at
finding solutions, fabrication, creating cool shit, making myself laugh.
The first things people usually notice about me
is my height, my hazel eyes, and the occassional cat hair on my sweater.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like Irvin Welsch and Nick Hornby and a bunch of others.
Movies: Wes Anderson films, anything quirky or unconventionally funny and I'm a huge fan of documentaries.
Music: There's not enough space here to list all my favorites as I like a very wide range of music: from The Magnetic Fields and Andrew Bird to VNV Nation and Apoptygma Berzerk to Pulp and Blur to Depeche Mode and The Cure. I currently have a The Divine Comedy CD stuck in my car's player.
The six things I could never do without
Me kitties (I know, but fuck you, I like cats)
Interesting furniture
Artistic expression/appreciation
Intelligent humor
Exceptional consumables
I spend a lot of time thinking about
perpetual motion machines, fractal geometry, cool furniture, boobies.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
It's been a very long time since I've had sex, and I recently saw a performance of Mozart - Requiem in D Minor that caused me to cry.
You should message me if
you are an atypical woman who's not too terribly concerned with the mainstream; someone who cares about things that happen to other people, and you are someone who would welcome some risible fun.