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My self-summary
"But when their infants were fractious and quite beyond control, they would quiet them by telling how, if they didn't hush them and not fret them, the terrible grey Badger would up and get them. This was a base libel on Badger, who, though he cared little about Society, was rather fond of children; but it never failed to have its full effect."

I'm here so my partner stayinghat can refererence my profile as part of her shenanigans. We've been together for ten years, and we have an excellent seven year old.

Special consideration to cavorters, carousers, ne'er do wells, blanket fortists, gaddabouts, and hobbits.
What I’m doing with my life
Tilting at windmills. Studying for my masters. Moved to Adelaide for what might be a dream job. Edit: dream job was AMAZING but our team was disbanded. Back to Perth!

Previously: community development officer, music & tour manager, butler.
I’m really good at
Rolling for initiative. Making a Pimms Cup.
The first things people usually notice about me
Recently, my magnificent auburn beard. The goal was for wizard, or fulsome Scottish, but it's really more goat at the moment.

Update! Lost the beard for a moustache. Apparently it's a cross between Judge John Hodgman and Bob from Bob's Burgers. Approved.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The Flophouse, Welcome to Nightvale, The Adventure Zone.

The Pirate Primer, Discworld, Neil Gaiman, Hellboy, The Napoleon of Notting Hill, Tolkien, Fritz Leiber, Mo Willems, Roald Dahl, fables, absolute editions.

Pathfinder, Roborally, Smallworld, Battlestar Galactica, Munchkin, Axe Cop, Gloom, Killer Bunnies, Cthulhu Fluxx, Key Largo, Arkham Horror, Yetisburg, Ticket to Ride.

Transformers: The Movie (animated, 1986, still brings a tear to my eye), The Princess Bride, Willow, The Dark Crystal, Labyrinth, The Fisher King, The Holy Grail, The Big Lebowski, the Dollars trilogy, Lost in La Mancha, Nightmare Before Christmas, Miyazaki films, The City of Lost Children, Unforgiven.

Deadwood, Buffy, Firefly, Monty Python, Rome, Game of Thrones, Freaks & Geeks, The Muppet Show, Thundercats, Breaking Bad, Doctor Who, Archer, Parks & Recreation, Community, 30 Rock, Battlestar Galactica, Boston Legal, Good Game, Gruen Planet/Nation, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, QI.

Beastie Boys, Beatles, Beck, The Beta Band, Bowie, The Blind Boys of Alabama, Blue Oyster Cult, Blur, The Breeders, CAKE, Cinema Prague, Custard, The Dandy Warhols, The Darkness, Dengue Fever, Eels, The Flaming Lips, Fourth Floor Collapse, Girl Talk, Happyland, Henry Mancini, Le Tigre, Led Zeppelin, Muse, Nick Cave, Nine Inch Nails, Pink Floyd, Pixies, The Pogues, The Polyphonic Spree, The Presidents of the United States of America, Pulp, Regurgitator, Snowman, They Might Be Giants, Ween, Weezer.
Six things I could never do without
A good nap
A towel
Ham and cheese sandwich
Lonely, misty, moors
My bicycle
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Badgers. Restoring my '67 split screen kombi.
On a typical Friday night I am
Admiring my toy room.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I quite regret not seeing Pitch Perfect. Edit: Now seen it!

New secret. I have a 3" scar on my underjunk. Overall, less fun than seeing Pitch Perfect.
You should message me if
The two of us