39San Anselmo, United States
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My self-summary
OK, here we go... again.

I'm a down to earth, laid back kind of guy (but really, in internet profiling, who isn't?).

Things I'm good at:
1. Laughing those wide open laughs that you usually only see in print ads about antidepressant medication.
2. Using high pitched tones when speaking to animals. (because it helps them understand me better)
3. Holding in farts.

Things I'm not good at:
1. Brain surgery.
2. Playing video games that have first person perspective
3. Singing.

Things I like:
Pens with ink
Pencils with erasers

Things I don't like:
Sales tax
Ann Coulter
Paper cuts
What I’m doing with my life
Here's my stock answer for whenever my mom lobs this question at me over Christmas dinner: "This green bean casserole is delicious! Did you use extra onions?"

I'm traveling more- this April i'm taking my first solo trip to Tokyo!
I’m really good at
Besides all the stuff I listed above, I'm also really good at sleeping in. I'm to sleeping in as Michael Phelps is to swimming. Where are my gold medals?
The first things people usually notice about me
My resemblance to 2014 People's Sexiest Man Alive , Chris Hemsworth. ...It's true.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Authors: Amy Tan, Wally Lamb and David Sedaris, George R. R. Martin
Favorite Movies: The Color Purple, The Joy Luck Club, The Hangover, Pride and Prejudice, Lord of the Rings
Favorite Shows: Community, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Jessica Jones, 30 Rock
Favorite Food: Anything. I will eat anything and I will eat it twice.
Here's a random fact: Growing up, I ate rice with every meal.
Six things I could never do without
Ugh. I don't know whether to be literal or creative with the answer to this... How 'bout I mix it up.
1. Air
2. Hope
3. Food/water
3. Mountain Dew
4. Sunlight
5. Michael Fassbender
6. My cat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to write a punchline.
On a typical Friday night I am
Saving the world. Or eating a chicken pot pie. It's a toss up, really.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
When I was a kid, my security blanket was a Charlie Brown pillow case.
You should message me if
Message me if you enjoy having fun and laughing. I'm all for that shit. Who doesn't enjoy laughter and fun?? ...Hitler, maybe. Yeah, don't message me if you're anything like Hitler. I don't think we'd hit it off. Mussolini, maybe. Hitler, no.
The two of us