48 East Alton, United States
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My self-summary
I am a self-made thousandaire that loves to travel the world on a corporate jet. I travel coach to be among the common folk, it's good to see how the other half lives. I make thousands annually in the newspaper business. Newspapers are the next big thing.

I'm unobtainable.

UPDATE: I was recently with a long-time friend, (that's her head I cropped out of one of my photos.) I told her I've been on this site for like 7 years and have had one date. She read my profile and thought it was hilarious, but women that don't know me will think I'm "fucking crazy." SO BE IT! hahaha
What I’m doing with my life
Scamming babes on okcupid.
I’m really good at
These questions.
The first things people usually notice about me
The barn door is wide open.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Facebook, Face/Off, Face the Nation, Faces, Mexican
The six things I could never do without
There's half a dozen things I couldn't do without, I couldn't possibly name just six.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why this profile isn't working. Words? Nailed it. Photos? HOT. Can't be me, has to be you.
On a typical Friday night I am
a) crying
b) masturbating
c) both
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was looking at your boobs. Not when you saw me, the other times.
You should message me if
If you're interested, because I won't message you first. You receive too much attention on this site as it is and it has gone to your collective heads. I won't be ignored by all of you damn fine pieces of ass!