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My self-summary
im a bartender/artist. although thinker would have to be my main occupation. i mainly concern myself with beauty and goodness. spend most of my time laughing at peoples gluttony and materialism.

I am honest, perverse, and sensitive
What I’m doing with my life
i bartend to pay the bills and paint to keep my soul from withering, but theres a novel brewing somewhere in here too.
I’m really good at
drunken wit/wisdom.vegetarian cooking. making drinks.
The first things people usually notice about me
seriousness. eyes. sense of humor. large gluts lol.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books; any richard dawkins, early ayn rand, carl sagan, e.e.cummings, aldous huxley, anais nin, henry miller, . . . etc
movie; any Lynch, Doom Generation, True Romance, Fargo, Garden State, Pans Labrynth, etc. . . .
music; Portishead, Thievery Corporation, Bjork, Dead Prez, The Smiths, Mozart, Jimmy Smith, MMW, Spam All Stars, Suenalo Sound system, Elastic Bond, Erykah Badu, Fiona Apple, Elefant, Peaches, etc . . .
tv; californication, walking dead, breaking bad, dexter, true blood, weeds, flight of the conchords, little britain, bill maher, top chef, etc. . .
food; Im vegetarian so i love tofurkey and textured vegetable proteins of all sorts lol. most of my caloric intake is indubitably liquid in nature so ill list my favorite there too. vanilla soymilk, newcastle, grand marnier, crown royal, ginger ale. . . .
Six things I could never do without
female adoration

although ive done considerable stints without many of those lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the oneness of the universe. beauty. the exploitation of the weak by the strong. gluttony. greed.
On a typical Friday night I am
toiling behind the bar. . . or so surprised to be lucky enough to be off that i have no idea what to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
ask and ill answer.
You should message me if
portishead gives you goosebumps. you dont think im crazy yet. you get e.e.cummings. more is always better.
The two of us