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My self-summary
Hi, I've met someone that is very promising so I'm not currently looking for a partner. Friends I could always use so say hello if you'd like.

I’ve read quite a few of these self descriptions and somehow none ever seem to capture the essence of a real person.

I could say I’d like a soul mate or that I like to walk on the beach, enjoy particular movies or tell you my favorite color but what does that really tell you about me?

Most people enjoy sunsets or cuddling so what makes each of us what we really are and how do you impart that information so you’d know if I’m someone you’d like to get to know?

Hell if I know!!

Let’s face it, these personality summaries are superficial and give you little insight into an individual’s true self.

The only way to learn about someone is to spend sometime together and see how it works out.

Still, you have to have something to work with so a few descriptors of me would be wise ass, stubborn, clown, compassionate, loving, sometimes funny, laughs easily, don’t care about small stuff, level headed, responsible, a bit of a boy scout, a man’s gotta do what a man’s gotta do, walk the talk idiot, with my best personality trait being children and animals like me.

So if you’ve got a little time compare your profile to mine and see what you think about it.

If my profile seems to indicate a person who could irritate the hell out of you then say hello and we’ll see if we are destine to butt heads until the end of time.

Viva la difference
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I'm sitting in a chair typing this and then I'm going to walk across the room to get the TV remote.

After that it depends if I find anything good to watch
I’m really good at
Absolutely nothing.
The first things people usually notice about me
My forked tail
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies-just about anything except horror/slasher.

Music-If its good I like it. Prefer jazz, blues, old metal, classical, old country

Food- If its dead I'll eat it and I've even eaten a few things that weren't dead.
Six things I could never do without
Love, Respect, Integrity, Empathy, Laughter and a partridge in a pear tree.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The idea that I, in fact, could think about anything is a gross assumption which I personally find offensive.

I'm much too busy playing with my navel
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for nothing but trouble
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once attacked by a goose and nearly neutered.
You should message me if
Wow, if you've made it this far then perhaps we might have something in common.

Or not.

Its your call.
The two of us