26Charleston, United States
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My self-summary
I have never been good at doing these things. I am Nathan. I just graduated from Marshall after 6 years of money-burning agony.

I have a job as an auditor working for the state. I get out to audit various utility companies in every corner of the state. I get to see WV in all her mountainy glory.

Right now I am in the process of getting my lazy ass into shape. I've been making good progress so far.

Really though, I'm seriously in a period of self improvement right now. I'm working my damndest to be the person I want to become.
What I’m doing with my life
Work, gym, eat, sleep, repeat. And traveling out of town for a couple weeks here and there.
I’m really good at
Cooking. I'm a fanfuckingtastic cook, not going to lie about it. I'm also good at back rubs and making (painfully) good puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my height (6'3) or my obnoxiously curly hair.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I will listen to just about anything. My spotify lists include: various workout playlists, classic rock, and the girl's anthem playlist.

At this point, I will read anything that isn't rules and regulations connected with something from work. It's awful, seriously.

I like a lot of animated stuff: Archer, Bob's Burgers, South Park, etc. If you don't like trailer park boys, you need to reevaluate your life.

My favorite food is Italian, or just anything loaded with carbs.
Six things I could never do without
1. Technology
2. My memory foam bed
3. Peace and Quiet
4. My pajama bottoms
5. My fancy chef knife
6. A box fan to blow when I'm trying to sleep
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Stuff and things, and possibly other things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Coming home from work, grabbing a beer, plopping down on the couch, and turning on Netflix.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am terrified of spiders. My parents let me watch Arachnophobia when I was 5, it fucked me up.
You should message me if
If anything caught your eye, or if you want to complain how much being an adult sucks.
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