First and foremost: No princesses (unless you're bubblegum) No diva's (unless you have a Ph.D) No Gold Diggers and there is no exception to this. I will not be in a parasitic relationship. If you want someone to take care of you so you can live your life through them, that is not me. I believe any relationship should be founded in equity and equality where both people do what they can for the betterment of the relationship instead of just for the betterment of themselves.
Because I work for a rehabilitation center I don't take or do any mind altering substances in public so when I do go out I'm an ideal designated driver. I'm not a party animal and have no desire to hit the town all the time. But, I love getting dressed up and going out somewhere nice every now and then and if you promise we can stop by Taco-Rama in downtown I'll go down there with you whenever!
I've traveled a lot and enjoyed it a great deal but what I've learned in those travels is that happiness is internal and unshakable as such so I love traveling to see friends and family when I can, not very often unfortunately, but I have no desire to run to some place or away from here in search of something I have already found inside myself.
I'm sorry but I lack the money and time to travel out of the lee county area. Just being honest and don't wish to lead anyone into believing I'll be able to do something I can't.
I'm not one of those people who will make a list consisting of Curvy, Red Hair, Glasses, Et Cetera because I find almost everything across the spectrum attractive. My turn offs are basically not taking care of yourself. If you have a curvy body type, that is attractive. If you just don't take care of yourself and your fat that is not attractive. If you have a slender body type, that is attractive. If your obsession with being skinny has lead to you being a coat rack with ribs, that is not attractive or healthy. I don't want you to have a "perfect" body because those aren't real.
If you haven't notice, I'm not big on B.S. or being fake.
I'm in the process of refurbishing my house. Which means my place is a little messy.
I'm currently working full time as a Sous chef in a rehabilitation center. In most of my spare time right now I'm working on refurbishing my house and longboarding.
I'm also pretty good at cooking, I've been doing it for over a decade so I better be by now!
The second thing most people notice is that I'm exceptionally easy going, understanding and compassionate.
The Mars Volta
Foster the People
Planes Mistaken For Stars
Cold War Kids
The Black Keys
The Legion of Doom
Portugual The Man
The Temper Trap
Band of Horses
A Perfect Circle
The Postal Service
Mumford and Son
Iron and Wine
Minus the Bear
Reading (I love books!)
Awareness by Anthony DeMello
Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy
To Kill A Mocking Bird
Way of the Peaceful Warrior
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
World War Z
The Dresden File
A heartbreaking Work of Staggering Genius
Breaking Open The Head
TV (I just got cable again after a few years without it, because I'm just not a big TV person, so this is what I remember and watch now.)
The Walking Dead
Cartoons (adventure time, justice league, Panty Stocking and Garterbelt, south park, Archer, Metalocolypse. Some are kids stuff some are definitely not kids stuff.)
Real Time with Bill Maher
Game of Thrones
Futurama (Could watch just that for the rest of my life!)
Through the Worm Hole
Into the Universe
How I Met Your Mother
The Daily Show
Heroes (The first season was so great I got a tattoo from it and then the show became dead to me when it swan dived into the asphalt!)
Movies (I like Movies!)
The Thing (Watch this with me while drinking Hot cocoa and cuddling and I'll make it worth your while!)
Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil
Harold and Kumar
The Day The Earth Stood Still (original)
Mr. Smith Goes To Washington
28 Days Later
Little Miss Sunshine
Eternal Sunshine . . .
Evil Dead Series
Clerks I and II
Requiem for a Dream
I'll update when I have more time to think
I'm a sous chef who used to be a vegetarian. I adore food! Black Bean Burgers!
Cajun Blackened Chicken Quesadillas!
I could do this for hours!
2) My Son, he would be 1 but 1 is essential to 2.
3) Some sort of notebook to keep everything in my head and life organized.
5) Good Food
6) Good Friends
7) Also, Drugs are good. They're kill infections, they make you euphoric, they keep people sane. Drugs should probably be on this list.
Now the other half of the time you'll find me chasing down ninja zombies so I'm going to need a girl who can, if needed, chase down a van of ninja zombies just incase I'm ever kidnapped by them. Also, if you had super powers I would not complain at all.
Or, possibly, just sitting in front of a roaring fire while listening to The Raven as read by Richard Feynman.
Or, leading humanities last hope against the Ninja Zombie Apocalypse!
I find a woman in a wedding dresses ridiculously sexy. No idea why but a woman in a wedding dress makes me want to take it off her in all the wrong ways.
I like not having to wear clothes around the house when I can. Or the least amount of clothes possible. Cause serious, who wants to wear clothes in Florida!
When I was a child, there was a time when I was worried I was the Anti Christ and whether or not the Anti Christ would know he was the Anti Christ. Today, I'm pretty sure I'm not.
At one point in my life I would eat Crispex cereal with orange juice instead of milk while smoking a clove cigarette. No lie. The strangest part is that, to me, it was absolutely delicious! I tried it again about 5 years ago and it made me want to vomit.
I can knit and sew really well. I've made clothes before and not just costumes but things you wear in public. Also, I've made costumes. I probably should have lead with that one since it seems a little weirder in retrospect.
Not really sure what else. Like I said, just ask if you want to know.
You're silly, funny, witty, sarcastic, et cetera.
You're a nerdy or geeky girl.
You want to go out long boarding or get some Pho and Thai coffee.
You're into having great sex.
You want someone to cuddle with while watching a great movie or cartoons or a nature documentary that's been dubbed over with silly voices so it's hilarious.
You think the idea of going to the coffee house downtown for dollar drafts and then Taco Rama is fantastic.
You would like to get dressed up in fancy cloths to go out to eat somewhere nice where we can talk in fun accents and have a beautiful evening pretending we're rich foreigners
you read my profile and public questions and thought to yourself "well this chap seems like a class act, I need him making me red velvet crepes in bed by this time next year!"
You're slightly bitchy and opinionated.
If you message me, I will message you back no matter what.
Because I'd want others to do the same for me, even if just to say "no way we'd work man!" 'cause it's polite!