29 Highland Park, United States
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My self-summary
I'd rather be someone's shot of whiskey than everyone's Cup of tea.

After years of training, I am now ready to fight off your seven evil exes across the badlands known as Canada.

I'll never to this day get over the fact that my parents didn't love me enough to send me to space camp.

I'm unapologetically me.
What I’m doing with my life
Professionally I work as a locksmith and deal with the upper crust of society, read that as I work in homes I could only dream of affording one day.

Otherwise I'm usually in the city at my friends tattoo shop, or bouncing around to live shows or friends all over.

O yeah, I sword fight too. Ask me about that shit. Seriously.
I’m really good at
Being snarky
One liner come backs
Driving Manual
Working with my hands
Sounding like I know what I'm talking about
The first things people usually notice about me
My accent is hard to place, and you'll never guess where I'm born and raised from it
I'm a ginger
I'm tall
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Goosebumps Choose your own adventures. Dr Seuss. I could teach a college level ethics course just based of Dr. Seuss

Punk in all its various forms, Ska, some indie bs now n then, love me some funk, and really nothing beats whiskey and some down in the mud blues.

Yes please.

Anything from the 80's and 90's, or with Bill Murray.

Whatever is available on Hulu or Netflix.
The six things I could never do without
Like most people there's not much I couldn't live without, but......
Music, I can't start or end my day without it.
Good pair of shoes
As much as I hate to admit it, the Internet and it's endless source of knowledge
A Pen and paper
Meeting new people
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ya know..... Stuff....... And things
My next tattoo
Political Reform
What I'm doing with my life
Whiskey in all its forms
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably unwinding from the workweek
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I purchased just dance for the Xbox with the sole intentions of getting my friends drunk enough to wreck my living room playing it.
You should message me if
Let's trade music, and genre hop like crazy.
Let's people watch and make up over the top obscure stories for them.

Or Hit me up to Smoke a Bowl or dab and shoot the shit.