53Parbold, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm easy going, love going to the gym for bodybuilding and a lot of cardio, love going for walks and spending time socialising, always up for a laugh and I always treat people how I expect to be treated.
I have a son who's lived with me since he was little, he's 21 now and we have a good relationship with each other as you would expect.
My ideal person must be like minded, ideally someone with lots of get up and go, once I've done my thing though there's nothing I like better than having a cuddle on the couch watching a little tv or something.
Apparently the last part of my profile doesn't do me any favours so I'm gonna warn you now - I don't hate women - a lot of my friends are women - I just know what I'm looking for as I'm sure you do too & the very last bit is a joke :-) if you think I'm an arse after reading it any comments are welcome :-) maybe over coffee :-)
What I’m doing with my life
Looking for a nice lady !
I’m really good at
Flexing my pecs - ha ha ! Oh yeah and apparently talking :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm not too sure cause I've never asked - I'd like to say my personality or sense of humour - I do get quite a few comments about my arms, chest etc as I do a lot of weight training !
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Not one for books I must admit but movie wise I love comedies and action movies, music wise I like most things apart from opera.
The favourite kind of foods are something like steak and chips,salmon with new potatoes and broccoli, I will eat Chinese and Indian but there not top on my list, oh and I love cheese cake, I'm not really a drinker, if I go out I'll drink but I never usually go stupid till I'm falling all over the place, I love karaoke as well :-)
Six things I could never do without
Family, friends, gym, iPhone, car and tv.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Well I don't spend a lot of time but I do spend a bit of time thinking about Paris, I love the place, I've been about six times and I'd love to live there one day, need to learn French really though I suppose :-)
Seeing as how I'm a fitness freak a lot of time thinking about that as well I suppose and maybe wondering if I'll find someone nice to have a good time with who has similar interests !
On a typical Friday night I am
At the gym then home chilling, I'm a free agent though so if mates are going out then I'm out :-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a shallow person but it winds me up when people describe themselves as cuddly, more to love, voluptuous etc etc - if your fat say your fat - your not fooling anyone only yourself - it's like me saying I've got a wide parting !
Ladies, I hate to break this to you, but curves and rolls are not the same thing.
I would much sooner someone discribe themselves as over weight than go all round the houses and my friends feel the same way - at the end of the day non of us are perfect !
There's somebody for everyone and it would save a lot of time if people gave a good description of themselves, there's people on here with no head - how does that work ? Also why have your profile picture as a car - are you a transformer ? I'm not trying to insult anyone just trying to save a bit of time really, you could be black, white, fat, thin the main thing is that your a nice person and your honest with yourself - I might be digging myself a hole here but I work my arse off to stay in shape so like I said I need someone who I could maybe go to the gym with as well as have a relationship.
You should message me if
First and foremost you have a picture of yourself that's not been taken from half a mile away and its not been taken through a bathroom window - you know what I mean !
If i have my picture on here you should have yours, its only fair! You can be arsed filling out your basic information and answering a few questions, if your too lazy to do that how do you expect to find a match ?
You're into keeping yourself fit or at least look after yourself, sorry but i don't want a couch potato or someone who says they don't have time to keep fit, cause sooner or later you'll be asking me why I'm going to the gym again, the answer to that is because I want to, I'm not gonna change for anyone, if you have time to watch TV you have time to do some form of exercise even if its going for a walk, I don't mean to go on but this is something I'm passionate about !
P.S thought this was funny I'm sure there's a version about blokes as well !

Translating women's descriptions of themselves !

40-ish: 48
Adventurer: Has had more partners than you ever will.
Athletic: Flat-chested.
Average looking: Ugly.
Beautiful: Pathological liar.
Contagious Smile: Bring your penicillin.
Educated: College dropout.
Emotionally Secure: Medicated.
Feminist: Fat; ball buster.
Free spirit: Substance user.
Friendship first: Trying to live down reputation as slut.
Full-figured: Fat.
Fun: Annoying.
Gentle: Comatose.
Good Listener: Borderline Autistic.
New-Age: All body hair, all the time.
Old-fashioned: Lights out, missionary position only.
Open-minded: Desperate.
Outgoing: Loud.
Passionate: Loud.
Poet: Depressive Schizophrenic.
Professional: Real B*tch.
Redhead: Shops the Clairol section.
Reubenesque: Grossly Fat.
Romantic: Looks better by candle light.
Voluptuous: Very Fat.
Curvy: whale.
Weight proportional to height: Hugely Fat.
Wants Soulmate: One step away from stalking.
Widow: Nagged first husband to death.
Young at heart: Toothless crone.
The two of us