37Newport News, United States
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What I’m doing with my life
I’m really good at
making people laugh
The first things people usually notice about me
I don't know, maybe that I'm not invisible?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: H. P. Lovecraft; Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy; Discworld series; Robert E. Howard; comics; A Song of Ice & Fire

Movies: Monty Python and the Holy Grail; Grandma's Boy; Shaun of the Dead; Return of the Living Dead; Sin City; Watchmen; In the Mouth of Madness; The Usual Suspects; Star Wars (original 3 only); The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly; The Warriors

Music: anything, but mainly metal. King Diamond/Mercyful Fate, Nirvana, Immortal, Tool, Alice In Chains, W.A.S.P., Wu-Tang Clan, Misfits, Danzig, Outkast, Butthole Surfers, Amon Amarth

Food: pizza; Taco Hell; cheeseburgers; Pop-Tarts; hot dogs; Philly cheesesteaks
Six things I could never do without
1. oxygen (the element, not the channel)
2. pizza
3. something to drink
4. music
5. humor
6. you hahaha nah, Internet I guess
I spend a lot of time thinking about
time travel
why are people with no talent famous?
On a typical Friday night I am
reading, playing a game, or sleeping
You should message me if
You want to.
I usually only send short messages at first. I'm tired of writing decent sized, well thought out messages and not getting replies.
The two of us