I'm a sucker, a bad liar, and I like to tell stories with only a toe-hold on reality that sound plausible if only physics were different or giant bats existed. I sing terrible renditions of Queen songs at the top of my voice, and I will delight in embarrassing the shit out of you in public, and when you break down and join in the silly-making, you'll know just about all there is to know about me. Once you've pushed beyond the envelope, you'll find me, afloat on a raft made of puns lashed together with awful knock-knock jokes.
I am Alexander Hamilton, Yani, and Brilliance, in one!
I want to have a family large enough to crew a series of boats; my children will become my pirate crew, and together, we will sail the seas, stealing bigger and better boats until we have overtaken an AEGIS missile cruiser and use it to terrorize all of the seas.
Uh, thanks, lady.
B. Children of Men; LA Confidential; Ninja Turtles the Movie and so many more;
C. Sufjan Stevens; Iron and Wine; Queens of the Stone Age (Eagles of Death Metal); Wilco; The Arcade Fire, scads of other bands;
D. Food is kind of a chore; curry; spaghetti; burritos; sandwiches are usually delicious; the perfectly prepared steak is always nice; snow peas; fresh pineapple makes me a glutton of the ugliest sort.
College ruled paper, because when I don't have it, I am driven crazy by my desire to possess it, even if I won't write anything on it.
Being silly. Not being silly like is losing a limb; there are phantom pains, and when repressed, the crazy just oozes out in other expressions.
Music, also from experience, is a luxury I take for granted way too much.
My good friends.
Downtime; without it I get mean, and nobody like it when I get like that, least of all me.