44 Seattle, United States
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My self-summary
The beard is gone for now--I should update my photo. At any rate...I am a very laid-back and quirky character with a dry wit and a "shyness that is criminally vulgar."-credit to the Smiths for that. I have spent most of my adult life in school of some sort. As a result I have not been married before, and I have no children. Its not a Peter Pan syndrome, I just have been in school for a while! I also have been told I look very young for my age. I do enjoy classic Simpsons, fantasy such as HBO's Game of Thrones, Classic drama like Mad Men, and science fiction such as the old Star Trek. Remember, Jews always make the best Starfleet Captains.

And if you like a beard, I can probably grow it back in, uh, a week or so.
What I’m doing with my life
I take care of people. I do not have any pets but I wish I did. I don't know how to play the drums but I am trying to learn. I don't have a clean apartment but I'm working on it. I sold my car because I take public transit. It does cramp my style--I'm sure its not helping the dating stuff...maybe I Should build a car?
I’m really good at
I'm good at all kinds of Trivia, classic film, old tv shows, cultural references nobody else would get, quoting old woody allen short stories, and breakdancing 80s style.
The first things people usually notice about me
Many have said my eyes, which are blue-green-grey depending on the light and my mood, that I look young for my age, I am of stocky build, an old soul, rather introspective, and sometimes I sway when nervous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Fried green tomatoes
OK Maybe not. But seriously...book? You can't name just one. I mean, are we talking fiction, non-fiction? NOT the Sammy Hagar Book RED. Movie-Strange brew with Bob and Doug Mackenzie aka Dave Thomas and Rick Moranis. Watch again and look for all the references to Hamlet. Music- the album by William Shatner, the transformed man..which features him reciting..badly...a few shakespeare sonnets. Food?-anything chocolate...
The six things I could never do without
Six things? This is entirely too complicated but I will say--I am a city boy at heart-give me a hotel with a bathroom, shower, high speed internet and room service and thats a hell of a lot better than a pitching a tent--haven't you people seen deliverance? Hence I am not a fan of c/a/m/p/i/n/g. I just edited this, since it would seem by mentioning that previous activity, even though in a rather negative way, it assumes c/a/m/p/i/n/g is an interest! How ironic...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Medicine, jokes from the Simpsons, politics, how to keep my place clean with the least amount of effort, and how well OK cupid screens out fake profiles. Meh.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for new profiles on OKCUPID. Or watching Lucha Underground.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
What am I going to tell you now? Fuck no I don't want no scrubs (see the dan ban version of genie in a bottle on you tube)
You should message me if
Please be advised am I a medical doctor. If you hate vaccines, medical doctors (MD/DOs) western medicine, medicines that work or love homeopathy it probably won't work out.