Chapter 1: I like the color green. I like the movie Amelie. I like spring and fall, summer and winter try too hard. I am not afraid to look a clown in the face and tell him he's got something on his cheek. I look like Brad Pitt if Brad Pitt looked hot. I'm a funny guy, aren't I?
I've recently found all these amazing spots tucked away in the city. Tiny jewels of wonderful to share with someone. There's this one place, over on... hey wait a minute! You're not gonna get me to ruin the surprise. You're gotta hit the message button first...
I am creative, humorous, and thoughtful
The Black Keys, the Nerdist podcast, Guardians of the Galaxy, Björk, White Stripes, Jon Stewart, Bill Maher, WTF with Marc Maron, red curry chicken, green curry chicken, just about any colored curry chicken, thai iced tea, Shawshank Redemption, Jurassic Park, Postal Service and tons more.
I used to have on here that I'm deathly afraid of chainsaws which is much more private. But... I figure someone is going to be hanging out with me when this song comes on much more than hanging out with me while I'm being attacked by a chainsaw.
I don't know. I could be wrong. I have not looked at the chainsaw death rate data for major cities in a while.