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My self-summary
I'm a writer by day and a... well, writer by night. I don't have any superhuman powers, except perhaps to overindulge in a scrumptious meal. Unfortunately, I don't have the superhuman ability, like a lot of people seemingly do, to never gain a damn pound.

I like to think that all the weight goes to my large... head... (not that head, so get your mind out of the gutter), but it's unfortunately been scientifically proven that, after a certain age (which presumably all of us on this site have passed long ago), the brain's size remains relatively static.
What I’m doing with my life
I operate a tutoring and publishing company, and a large part of what I do involves writing, if you couldn't tell from the previous self-summary blurb. Currently, I have 6 books published, with many more on the way in the coming months and years. I've sold almost 7,000 books (rounding up a tad), so I'm satisfied with the direction I've chosen for my life. (Incidentally, I'm also a lawyer, but I've eschewed a legal practice in favor of teaching, authoring, and publishing instead.)
I’m really good at
If I had to choose my best talent, I'd have to say test taking. I'm a really good test taker. This has been an invaluable skill for me because I never fit the traditional mold of an archetypally model student. (Read: my grades were always subpar.)

I'm also a really good listener and problem solver. If you've had a stressful day or need some advice, I'm always one to lend an ear. I guess this comes with the territory of working professionally with students.
The first things people usually notice about me
How about you tell me what you notice about me? Everyone seems to have different perceptions of me. There doesn't seem to be any consensus on this. Some think I'm scary--I have no idea how they came to this conclusion--some think I'm goofy and jolly, while others think I'm wickedly smart (exclusively my students and their parents, though), but they'd be wrong.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I'll have to get back to this because there are all too many books I've started reading but have never finished.

Movies and Shows: I'll watch just about anything with a good plot line and acting.

Music: I listen to a bit of every genre, except ICP-style rap. If you don't know who ICP is, you're probably better off not knowing.

Food: The more formative question is what WON'T I eat?
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

1. Computer
2. Food
3. Clothes
4. Family
5. Ambition
6. Friends
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What my next book will be. I'm debating whether to sell out and try to pull an E.L. James, though she's supposedly a horrid writer. (I can't personally judge, but that seems to be the consensus among my girl friends who have read her work. No guy I know has read any of her books.)
On a typical Friday night I am
What DO I do in Fridays? Where DOES the time go? Oh, I guess it goes into my writing and Netflix. There, life mystery solved.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Oh, wouldn't you like to know?

Actually, no, you probably wouldn't. Who would? I wouldn't want to know more about me, if I weren't me. I am me, and I still would rather not have known certain things about me.
You should message me if
You want to.