28Yellowknife, Canada
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My self-summary
I'm trying to decide if I want to be the kind of person who has a redemption arc or if I am destined to avenge someone's death. Until I figure it out there's always champion breadstick consumer.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a classroom assistant so I basically hang out with kids all day
I’m really good at
writing essays on books I haven't finished, making people laugh, reciting the alphabet backwards on command, justifying laying in bed all day reading.
The first things people usually notice about me
My intense and poorly disguised hope that one day I will be challenged to a dance battle.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I love science fiction, fantasy, and post-apocalyptic teen fiction, but I will/do read pretty much anything, my tastes are hella eclectic. Recently- IQ84 and The Stand

TV/Movies: I enjoy pretty much everything as long as it has a compelling story and good characters. Recently- Broad City and In the Flesh

Music: I sort of hate music snobs with every fibre of my being. If it sounds good I'm going to like it. If you hate Ke$ha on principle and refuse to let me convince you otherwise don't bother messaging me, it won't work out. Recently- La Roux's, Genghis Khan by Miike Snow, Anything on the Pop Hits station on Apple Music.
Six things I could never do without
3)my friends
4)a way to contact the people I love
5)Something to work towards
6)a bed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My action plan for the event of a zombie apocalypse (probably die early), Gender politics, whether or not my roommate's cat is trying to kill me, bees.
On a typical Friday night I am
Almost certainly working, but otherwise out with friends or spending some quality time with my TV
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Automatic sinks almost never work for me and I get extremely upset about it and low key convinced it means I have no soul, like in that Simpson's episode.
You should message me if
You have ever accidentally injured yourself in a really embarrassing way. Or you want to chat.
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