29San Bruno, United States
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My self-summary
People often say that they can never tell if I'm being serious or not because I am just THAT sarcastic. I grew up with brothers, so a lot of the time I think I have a male-mentality. I am most definitely not the girl-next-door. Those who know me know i'm the biggest spaz known to man. I'm clumsy to a fault, spill on everything, and laugh entirely too loud. I love my dogs more than most humans. And my family and friends are the most important things to me hands-down.

I'm just a simple girl looking for an equally awesome partner for intellectual conversations, concert-going, art appreciation, one-on-one wrestling matches, tasting (food trucks, amazing new restaurants, and tequila), obscure movie-watching, adventures, etc.
What I’m doing with my life
livin' it.
So far, I am extremely content with all that I have accomplished thus far. I have lots of goals, and plan to conquer them all.
I’m really good at
cooking, writing, listening, being goofy.

Surprisingly enough, I'm also really good at quoting word for word, various rap songs. Give me anything from Andre Nickatina to Kanye and I can recite a verse line for line. I'll knock your socks off :)
The first things people usually notice about me
Either my tattoos or my obnoxious laugh.

One of the first things people usually say to me is, "what are you?"
My favorite game is letting them guess...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: this one could go on forever. I almost always have a book in my handbag. My all-time favorite book is The Great Gatsby though. And every time I read it.. I get that much more frustrated with Daisy.
Movies: This is another one I could list on for days.
I'm a sucker for a good comedy. But my top three faves: Forrest Gump, Breakfast at Tiffany's, and Step Brothers (yes, I said it.)
Shows: Seinfeld & Curb all day. LD fo'life.
Music: Bob (as in Marley), J Boog, Katchafire, Otis Redding, Musiq Soulchild, Goapele, Logic, Jhene Aiko, The Weeknd, Miguel, Sublime, Common, Talib Kweli, Tribe Called Quest.. I don't think this list really stops, I have eclectic tastes... I can listen to anything from reggae to rock. But at heart, I know I'm a hip-hop girl.
Food: Let me tell ya.. my friends call me mini-Rachael Ray
Six things I could never do without
My dog.
Good reading material.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What I'm going to eat next.
On a typical Friday night I am
It really depends on the mood. I'm the type of person that loves to go out and grab some drinks with friends or go dancing at a club but could be equally as happy with a glass of wine, the couch, and a good movie.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll let you creep me if you let me creep you
IG: kelliharding
You should message me if
I have big dreams and big goals and need someone who can let me be as free as I need to be, but who can also keep up with me.. if you think you're interested, let me know ;)
The two of us